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heather

relevance doesn't happen overnight, irrelevace can happen over lunch.

About Me

my knees hurt today & i wish someone would go grocery shopping for me.

My Interests

grown up street kid. taking things apart - sometimes even getting them put back together, bare metal, old factories, abandoned buildings & subways, cranes, old military helmets, tools, prosthetic limbs, music, photography, writing when i am troubled or excited, taxidermy, designing stuff, taking baths while having conversations with myself that i should be having with other people (bath time is my psychotherapy), anything pre-mid century, things that are well made & have amazing craftsmanship, a good pair of worn in wellies, dams, bridges & the underbellies of my favorite cities, crosby street early in the morning, living in the private reverie of my own little underworld, handpainted chinoiserie wallpaper by de gournay, sinners with good manners, parquet floors & very large windows.

I'd like to meet:

life is too short to spend it breaking in new people.

Music:

tom waits, run dmc, hank williams sr., johnny thunders, elliot smith, the ramones, opera & classical are musts, judy garland, a bunch of old french & cuban stuff, jesse malin, david bowie, devo, whatever... i have 1000's of cd's on my computer. i don't even know what i listen to. a whole lotta shite i would imagine. if i died listening to miles davis- it wouldn't be a bad thing.

Movies:

old war movies & anything with cary grant.

Television:

makes me pensive but i wish the muppets were still on.

Books:

art, history, design, biography, science, architecture, gardening, cooking, literature... basically everything.

Heroes:

nobody deserves that kind of pressure.

My Blog

all work & no play makes heather a dull boy

i had this list, made it this morning during my second cup of coffee- right before my penmanship went from 'marginally crazed' to 'sing sing cell block E'. it had been my hope to finish by end of day ...
Posted by heather on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:04:00 PST

happy spinster

i was talking to my mother last night when i got home from work, we were marveling at the fact that in 10 days i am going to be 35 years old. a fact that i still have to stop & let sink into my brain ...
Posted by heather on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST

the darker side of tea tins

i woke at 6:50 a.m. today. i dreamt i was skipping along a wall with my pet topiary tiger. on one side were rolling, vibrant green hills, the other a bit of dirt & sand then a cliff that dropped to an...
Posted by heather on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:09:00 PST

desperately seeking sophie

well not desperately, but it's going to get to that point soon. i think i lost my cat in my house.this is a cat that goes insane if she doesn't eat 15 times a day & who is at my heels from the minute ...
Posted by heather on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST

rednecks on the run

as i was languishing in bed this morning contemplating my eventual fate of getting up & showering i was listening to cnn. i wasn't really listening, i was half heartedly thinking impure thoughts & enj...
Posted by heather on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:45:00 PST

'putting a gun in your mouth for dummies' by heather

i had today off & rather than spend the entire day shopping to compensate for the fact that i lead an empty shallow existence i spent a majority of the afternoon sitting around my house working on som...
Posted by heather on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:31:00 PST

easter salad

i've had a rather uneventful day. organized my closest (or closets for those that can spell) & moved all my shoes & handbags to 'the dressing room', trimmed the excess butt hair off monty's behind in ...
Posted by heather on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:40:00 PST

b...b....b...

the other night while sitting in bed riffling through a pile of notes & sketches a memory popped into my head completely out of nowhere... a benefit to curtailing interaction with reality is that it f...
Posted by heather on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:34:00 PST

meet the family von sutterlund circa 1971-1976

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Posted by heather on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:59:00 PST

old master clean up in aisle vijf

this evening i went to the grocery store and as i was staring at the tomatoes, off in my own world thinking--not about tomatoes, a woman about 104 sidled up next to me and said 'my, you look just like...
Posted by heather on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:59:00 PST