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Sex&Desperation

I've seen more ghetto in posh spices stiletto.

About Me

I'm Matthew. And I want to be as famous as Persil Automatic. Well no, that’s a lie. When I grow up I’d like to be a fashion buyer but I am grown up and I’m clearly not. I like cold beds and Marlboro reds and ginger haired popstars with moody heads. I love the Spice Girls and not in an ironic way at all. I like collar bones and cheekbones and ribs and I do not like fat bellys in the slightest. I don’t like my calves or my nose but I’m dealing with it. I like brews at Hannah’s, dancing with James and Alex and shopping trips with Lyndsey, mainly because they don’t involve shopping but cocktails. I appreciate rudeness and moodiness and pessimistic people. I don’t like overly affectionate people, it makes me feel odd. I love London alot and I cant wait to go back next year. Id quite like to live in New York and Rome for a year and maybe I will post university, If I ever manage to finish a degree. I'm quite lazy really and I don’t mind that, there’s nothing worse than active people who always get things done. They should die. I hate Sundays, nothing good ever happens on a sunday. My favourite days are the ones where you don’t do much but you feel good about it, maybe a trip to a little bookshop and then a coffee. Then cocktails and a nice night out. That would be lovely. I tend to get messy drunk and people think I am a cunt but I’m not. I just don’t think before I talk sometimes. I love the winter and autumn but summer does not agree with me at all. I like my favourites ways and means; the way Rich says and, Lyndsey’s laugh, James' catchphrases, Hannah in general, Hannah W's smile, Alex's accent, Sophie’s kidneys, Jessica's words, Billy's clothes and Hems cuteness. They are all top. I love Victoria Beckham to the point of obsession, someone has to. PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

Marlboro Reds. Hannah and the black man mug. Coffee. Victoria Beckham...Absolutely. Trash. Lambrini cherry. Lindsay Lohan, more than you could imagine. GIN. Vodka and cranberry. Aqua-ban. Chanelle. Good hair. The Spice Girls. Music. Fashion. Vivienne Westwood. Gucci Envy. Hipflasks. GHD's. Cigarette cases. Taxidermy. Parma Violets. Books. Small Cafes. Dates. Tacky Jewellery. Kissing. Piercings. Fur. I-D and Wonderland. Tattoos. Poppers. Jessica Fletcher. Cocaine. Calpol. Prints and Neon. Thinness. Eyeliner. Neighbours. M.A.C. Mega drive. Gameboy. Androgyny. Tea from a tea pot. Trashy TV. Manchester. Smoking in bed. My friends. Gigs. London. Cassie from Skins. Starbucks. The Tube. Vintage accessories. Vintage in general. Objects of the tasteless variety. Parks. Dior Menswear. Badges. Clique. Pouting. Sushi. Skinny boys in girls jeans. Marmite. Rebel Rebel. Bum bags. Skinny people with oversized bags and shades. Moaning about everything. Catchphrases. Bitching. Watching TV and discussing it with Lyndsey on MSN.

I'd like to meet:

Blanche Hunt. Patrick. VB and the Lohan. As a unit. The Spice Girls. Nicola, Girls Aloud. Kirsty and Phil. Stephen Fry. Jude Law. A Mod wolf. Cain Dingle. Naked. Mmmm. Britney. No knickers thankyou please. Noel Fielding. People with good ways and means. Miserable skinny bastards. Vivienne Westwood. PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

Spice Girls & Solo. Lady Sovereign. The Whip. Siobhan Donaghy. The Sounds. The Strokes. Justice. Dead Disco. Libertines. Robots In Disguise. C.S.S. Skunk Anansie. Marilyn Manson. Britney. Thursday. Girls Aloud. Missy Elliot. M.I.A. Simian Mobile Disco. Jay-Z. Postal Service. The Knife. Rachel Stevens. Bright Eyes. Death From Above 1979. Blondie. The Presets. Dusty Springfield. Tiga. The Pixies. Dizzee Rascal. The Flaming Lips. Kate Bush. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Mindless Self Indulgence. Holly Valance. The Hives. Robyn. Death Cab For Cutie. Le Tigre. CLOR. Hadouken! Dresden Dolls. Bloc Party. Peaches. No Doubt. Regina Spektor. Placebo. Dannii Minogue. Patrick Wolf. Cyndi Lauper. The Raveonettes. Kim Wilde. The Smiths. New Young Pony Club. Bjork. Uffie. Annie. Kings Of Leon. Dragonette. The Long Blondes. LCD Soundsystem. Hole. TEST ICICLES. Morrisey. The Cure. Stefy. U.S.E. Richard X. Joy Division. The Klaxons. I could go on.....

Movies:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Hedwig And The Angry Inch. Pulp Fiction. Spiceworld: The Movie. Bring Me The Head Of Mavis Davis. Clueless. Edward Scissor Hands. Nightmare Before Christmas. Bad Education. Get Real. Beetlejuice. MEAN GIRLS, Infact, anything containing Lindsay. Kill Bill 1&2. Amelie. Thorougly Modern Millie is genius. Any feature length Murder She Wrote film. Party Monster. Before Sunrise/Sunset. Igby Goes Down. Rules Of Attraction. Romy and Michelles High School Reunion is hilarious. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. Withnail an I. Death Becomes Her. Natural Born Killers. Sister Act 1&2. Moulin Rouge. Hairspray but with Divine and La Lake. Christsakes.

Television:

Neighbours. Hollyoaks. Six Feet Under. Girls Aloud: Off The Record. The O.C is wonderful. Queer As Folk, not USA. Absolutely Fabulous. The Mighty Boosh. Q.I. Father Dowling Mysteries. My Parents Are Aliens. Sex And The City. Futurama. Spongebob Squarepants. Emmerdale. Desperate Housewives. Digimon. 10 Years Younger for Nicky Hambleton Jonesmabob is amazing. Keeping Up Appearences. The Secret Life Of Us. Oh and the ill fated ITV1 soap Night and Day was absolutely Hilarious. I miss it. Genius. MURDER SHE WROTE.....The Fletch is a ledgend!! The Simple Life. Coronation Street. E! specials. Usually anything on Living containing thin people.

Books:

Learning To Fly - Victoria Beckham. If Only - Geri Halliwell. Wannabe: How The Spice Girls Reinvented Pop Fame - David Sinclair. Catcher In The Rye - J.D. Salinger. The Secret History - Donna Tartt. Maurice - E. M. Forster. Most things by Brett Easton Ellis. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath. Harry Potter. Trashy Chic Lit. The Picture Of Dorian Grey - Wilde. Exquisite Corpse - Poppy Z Brite. Loads...

Heroes:

I love Victoria Beckham more than any member of my family.