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Everything is better served in nuggets... Like, when you summarise yourself in a box like this, and try to come across all 'quirky' or 'cool'. Your myspace life becomes some endless disconnected semi-truth, in a box, on a screen, in my mum's living room - an embellished fantasy exaggeration that you can edit to make yourself appear more witty, attractive, and interesting (In my case, all of the above). If they could made a myspace for real-life, so I could serve myself up in perfect nuggets that would make sure that I never look rough, or say anything stupid, and let me not care when I forget my friends real names, life would be better. Sterile, anaesthetic and BORING, but at least you wouldn't be able to tell me I'm too fat, or forget my birthday - and after all; isn't that all we want?