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The Greatest Lovers Were Murderers First

I'm coming home in a coma if it fucking kills me.

About Me

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My Interests

I'm into playing guitar, bass, and messing around on synth. going to shows of anykind, movies and robbing old people.

I'd like to meet:

Turns out I never had a thought at all. I've been talking in my sleep, reciting teleprompted anthems - a marionette strung tight to the executives upstairs. I almost had myself convinced that I meant everything I said. What a shame. Oh captain, my captain, you've been drinking. What happened? I've been slurring my cadences and blacking out when I stand. I know all about your son, who never did return from the war. But there was poison in that bottle, I tell you. I'm coming out with my hands in the air. This is not my voice. What you are hearing is not me. There's been a horrible mistake. I'm a proud God-fearing registered democrat. This is all the same elaborate scheme and it will be cleared up when the governor beckons for me. He'll clear my name. It appears that the inmates have overrun the asylum. There's a madman at the wheel. We are not even remotely capable of keeping our heads about us. We've abandoned all semblance of presence. Dead bolted, buckled in. Keeping our word to the sinking ship. Let the rats orchestrate the new mutiny. I'll meet you overboard.
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.

While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?

Music:

Q and not U, The Mars Volta, !!!, Dance Disaster Movement, Blood Brothers, A silver Mt. Zion, Do Make Say Think, Deerhoof, Everytime I Die, Cursive, Explosions in the Sky, Erase Errata, No Knife, Hella, Radiohead, The Locust, These Arms Are Snakes and lots more.

Movies:

Anything with Jack Black, Norm Macdonald, Christopher Walken, Will Farrel in it.

Books:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives | I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage | Join the Pastafarians | Bring back the pirates! Add me as a friend fsmismyhero

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My Blog

Jack Daniels Vendor

There is an episode of The Simpsons where a vender follows Homer around where-ever he goes. It was either a Duff beer or a Hot Dog vendor following him, non the less it is Irrelevant. What I need is s...
Posted by The Greatest Lovers Were Murderers First on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:21:00 PST

WONDER SHOWZEN!!!!!

If you have not yet had the pleasure of watching this masterpiece, then let me tell you buddy. It is THE most fantastic show, and you should be watching it, it blows minds. The most appropriate discri...
Posted by The Greatest Lovers Were Murderers First on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST