Motion Sickness |
Tired of speaking this same old languageHow come it feels like nothing changesWhen my little world's moving at such high speedsI get the dry heaves -- motion sicknessMy life story's one giant ellipsis... Posted by on Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:10:00 GMT |
with fridge magnets. |
Leave behind the most you canTake only what you mustWe're taking off for nowhereAnd you're coming with usTo soar beneath the deep endThat your feet can never touchAn angel wouldn't love itBut I know y... Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:37:00 GMT |
And then |
And then a big empty black opens from your chest and folds over you, swallows you in and you are wading. Shoulder deep in something tar-like and all you want is to just not wade anymor... Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:04:00 GMT |
Gallows Humor |
Let yourself laugh.In early June my module was dispatched to the Chico/Oroville area on an immediate need strike team. The first fire we hit was someone's olive orchard that had burned; it was all mo... Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:08:00 GMT |
How to Survive a Bender. |
As your trusted friend and highly underpaid Life Coach, I understand that circumstances are almost ALWAYS wayyyyyy beyond your control. Even the simplest tasks and situations can trigger an involunta... Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:14:00 GMT |
Nothing is Wrong. |
Happiness is a state of mind that comes and goes. Anger is a tool you can use to make things happen. Make things better. Make YOURSELF better. Hold tight to... Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 14:04:00 GMT |
How to Pretend Nothing is Wrong pt. 2 |
I have a saying: "You can't put a price on experience."
It's my saying, I like saying it. In fact I say it all the time. But it's really just a euphemism. It's litera... Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:38:00 GMT |
Wise Words |
1. You can't get to school without roads. -Justin Panter
2. If you break the plane, it's a touchdown. -Me.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:47:00 GMT |
How to Pretend Nothing is Wrong pt. 1 |
Instead of saying: "I think maybe I have a drinking problem."
Say: "There's a lot worse fuckin' problems I could have, like AIDS! Now, bottoms up!"
Instead of saying "Oh my GOD. Why a... Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 13:06:00 GMT |
The Diet |
"Me, I don't drink soda or anything anymore. I only drink beer and water. I drink water so I can feel better, and then I drink beer... so I can feel better." -Joel Smith
LMFAO YO!!! Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 13:52:00 GMT |