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About Me

I live in the city of New York, County of Queens with my imaginary friend Mr. Jerry Robinowitz. We recently moved to queens from an island off of the coast of the atlantic called Manhattan. We left in a hurry and had to leave behind our beloved pet roach, who to this day resides in our former neighbor..s house as he always did. We miss you roach...you provided us with hours of amusement and fun. I was particularly impressed with the fact that you never died...you were a true roach....


My imaginary friend and I ask you all to donate money to aid us in our fight against the greatest disease that mankind has faced to date...thats right...THE KOOTIES! See me personally, I have met a cancer survivor, someone who survived Lupus...a man with Aids for 20 years...but never have I met anyone who has said...Those kooties had me down for a while but I am ok now...no sir-ree-bob...my imaginary friend and I aint never met no KOOTIES survivor....you know why? Cause they done up and lied to you in third grade about KOOTIES shots...look I check my immunization card...I had measles...I have mumps...even had some polio...but I aint never gotten no vaccination for KOOTIES....its no joke and it will take you out...be safe...I really don..t know how KOOTIES is transmitted...thats the problem with the disease in general...the routes of transmission are still largely unknown but I think its safe to say its more likely than not u can catch it from some dirty skanky chick or some dirty mofo with dirty socks so if you encounter a skanky chick, you kick her down the stairs and u run for your life cause u may die if you dont do it...save yourself...kick her for the kids...and if its a man kick him in his privates....dont hesitate...we are talking about KOOTIES...
Myspace.com Blogs - Grilling my niece about her fur coat..... - Do the Hokey Pokey and turn you
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See my interview with Niyah at IHOP about wearing fur..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dont you love these types of myspace pages: I am not really looking for anyone...I am not even nice....However, please feel free to write me...however, I have some requirements..You must have teeth...However, if you only have one tooth missing, I may consider talking to you (depending on which tooth is missing)...You must have arms...I can`t stand a one armed chick...however, if you have one arm due to birth defect or due to the negligence of another and your circumstance are not due in part to any act of your own, I will waive the two armed requirement and you too can be my friend....You must have toes...I can`t stands a stump foot havin woman...However, if you have big breasts, I will never look down anyway so, please feel free to write....You must have a nose...This is important. Actually, its not. In fact, If you are one of the people on this planet who has somehow managed to exist without having a nose, I beg you to write to me. A picture would be great. I have actually never met or seen a woman with no nose. I don`t think this condition would turn me on in anyway but, I have never encountered it and as such, I reserve opinion on the matter.You must have a life. Good lord I can`t stands no dead people. I have been lucky thus far and aint never been hit on by a dead person while on migente but I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE AND YOU ARE PROBABLY READING MY PAGE AND LIKE STRINGS YOU NEED TO BE GONE...Besides...I hear dead people stink....If you are still reading...I invite you to say hello!

My Blog

Grilling my niece about her fur coat.....

While interviewing my niece about her family, I unexpectedly start to attack her about her "fake fur" coat...She handles the interrogation like a pro and insists we stay on the topic...but I am relent...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 02:16:00 GMT

The Immigrant.... (Rerun)

The Immigrant....Sorry that I have been busy..I havent updated...my imaginary friend and I have just been working...but teamwork will get you through all the time and I am happy to have such an amazin...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:12:00 GMT

Advice from yours truly..I aint dear Abby, I am dear Crabby..(RERUN)

Advice from yours truly..I aint dear Abby, I am dear Crabby..For my birthday today I will reprint some of my response posts as a present and public service to you all!-Confidential to "confused"Be car...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:08:00 GMT

Granny Drawers forever man! (RERUN)

Granny Drawers forever man!Another oldie but goodie:Funny, this month, I am continually inspired by Lesbians...go figure...maybe there is something to this stuff...luckily, I too like punanny, so I gu...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:06:00 GMT

Boycott Viagra...that stuff is scary! (RERUN)

Boycott Viagra...that stuff is scary!Every now and again I have had reason to come across all sorts of useful information...here is the information that in the recent past I have encountered which has...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:04:00 GMT

The Story of Sand Paper Sally

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Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Cranberry Juice and burning when you pee.....

I was sad...my favorite Lesbian made me smile...so for you I sing my Lesbian Song:If I was a Les-Be-Friends, I`d Lick you in the mornin, I`d Lick you in the evening, unless I saw Cheese!Imagine Mr. Bu...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:41:00 GMT

Is Barbie a role model?

Is Barbie..a role model?People kill me...they trivialize the stupidest stuff. I was in a conversation about Barbie. Is Barbie a bad role model for kids? She is skinny and little girls may think th...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:29:00 GMT

Yo, did you just eat that?

Ok...so the last two months have been kinda crazy for me. Besides fighting my war with my writer's block, I have been witness to a strange phenominon...people putting stuff in their mouths that they ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:28:00 GMT

MILF

MILFI know I have your attention. Recently, with the explosion of women who have children looking for men online, I have noticed a proliferation in screen names and log in IDs with word combinations ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:20:00 GMT