never eat a pig coz a pig is cute......... |
So my prank call about the infected pig meat got way out of hand fuck sake sorry to any readers who lost jobs or rashers to the bin. I wouldnt mind when I rang up the department of agriculture I said ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:13:00 GMT |
much ado about something |
The reason why I haven't been writing for my scrumscious internet pals is something terrible happened to me and I have been in shock for the past few weeks. I found out that the guy I have been fantas...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 09:13:00 GMT |
U wanna play doctors and nurses? No? Please? |
I was in hospital recently visiting a friend I dont really like, in fact I hate her. I even tried buying MRSA off the internet and was going to bring it in with me, leave it by her bedside locker besi...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 08:43:00 GMT |
Aids, not the hearing type |
So I went for an Aids test today. Even though the only guy I have ever slept with wore 7 condoms that time because "I want to be fuckin damn sure that I do not impregnate a vile bitch like yourself". ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:27:00 GMT |
where have all the cowboys gone??? |
I havent been writing lately because I stole my mothers stash of sleeping tablets and have been mostly lying soundly in my bed in the coffin position. Whats annoying about my mother not being abl...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:56:00 GMT |
Lisbon: putting the treat into Treaty |
So I said Yes to Lisbon because I'm that kind of girl. I was going to vote NO but there was this hot guy in the voting office and I figured if I made it obvious that I was voting YES then he would see...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:47:00 GMT |
Box Bulge |
I came round one night in a pub holding hands with some chap whose name I think was Ralph. The name is a guess. He never told me his name. I never asked. So were holding hands, not saying much to each...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:31:00 GMT |
BRAIN BRUISED AFTER WATCHING IN BRUGE |
I had never heard of Bruge but that wasn’t the reason I went to see the film. In fact when wannabe cool people and film critics were bandying the title "In Bruge" about, I actually thought it wa...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:49:00 GMT |
THIS IS NOT FACEBOOK,YOU TOOK A WRONG TURN U TWAT |
I have noticed that some members of the myspace happy family have mistaken this as "off your facebook". Recently some male twat asked me if I went to school with him. Even if I did, by God I would rat...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:02:00 GMT |
WHAT IS MY PURPOSE AGAIN OH LORD |
There was a bit of rain last night so the damp patch is looking pretty interesting this sunny morning. If my eyes are not deceiving me which they usually are then the damp patch looks like that ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:54:00 GMT |
