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mighty mouse

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About Me

"If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time."

My Interests

Vegas baby...Vegas, Chia Pets, Sunday Funday, GoGo dancers, catfights, GoGo dancers catfighting, mixing drinks, mixing methaphors, dirty martinis, dirty girlz, dirty sanchez, anything dirty, the word "dirty", Cuban cigars, spoiled brats, brats on the grill, dirty spoiled Cuban brats, Texas football, a really good bottle of red ie Charles Shaw, making the best margaritas on the west coast, making milk come out of people's noses, gettin' my swole on @ club Met-Rx, doin' the peninsula pub crawl with Mango and DJ Search, cards with the tards, HRH pool....ok anything @ HRH, Palm Springs, Catalina, playing jazz flute, pez, throwing the football at the beach(uncle Rico style!), chillin in the ocean wit the G-Dubs, Venice with the SWT bros, going the whole weekend without ever leaving the Peninsula, retiring to the nerdery with my fellow nerds, MaiTais @ Billys, and gettin' my chip on at El Ranchito... also did i mention Vegas?

I'd like to meet:

Woman, woman, woman! I learned my game from this guy...

Music:

my bro-Reggae DJ UPLIFTER outta Denver.

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I also love 80's shit, rap, house, hard house, your house, techno, drum and bass, trance, freestyle, old school industrial, old school anything. Artists: DJ Uplifter, DJ Aero, DJ Yoeri, DJ Cokie Coke, Tool, Pumpkins, Lords of Acid, Luke Skyywalker, Too Short, Front 242, The Crystal Method, the Prodigy, the Judys, the Femmes, DM, Nitzer Ebb, the Cult, the Cure, Bob Marley, LL , Tupac, Ma$e, B.I.G, Dre, N.W.A, Geto Boys, Eddie Murphy "Party All the Time" haha, Dramarama, Darude, Ian Van Dahl,Paul Van Dyk, Armin Van Buuren, Armand Van Helden, basically any "Van", all sortsa old school sheit like that ..also George Strait from the "motherland" ie Tejas(the ONLY country i will listen to

Movies:



Sideways, Revenge of the Nerds, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Office Space, Ferris Bueller, Swingers, About Last Night, Billy Madison, Saving Silverman, Tommy Boy, Cant Buy Me Love, Jerry Mafuckinguire, Bachelor Party, Cocktail, Meatballs, Captain Ron, Animal House, Stripes, Fast Times, Last American Virgin, Valley Girl, Some Kind of Wonderful, Loverboy, Skin Deep, Kissing a Fool, Fools Rush In, Clerks, Say Anything, Uncle Buck, North Shore(Turtle brah!), Half Baked, Baseketball, Team America, Planes,Trains, Automobiles, Superfly, Purple Rain, Vision Quest, all Vacations, all Austin Powers, and of course, Anchorman

Television:



Love Boat..."love...exciting and new", JOANIE LOVES CHACHI!, Charles in Charge, Curb, Chappelle Show, Three's Company, Fine Living channel, and anything reality (i miss Temptation Island..."Billy's gonna CHEAT bra!!" )

Books:

the Divine Comedy, the Iliad, Voltaire, War and Peace, of Mice and Men, Green Eggs and Ham, the Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish

Heroes:

Lawrence..nuff said

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My Blog

Club Albies ie Albertsons

ok...so for anyone that has been to the Albertson's on the peninsula on a Tuesday, Friday or Saturday nite...it is a freaking club! They should really think about getting a dj in there. I have never s...
Posted by mighty mouse on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST

My Texas/OU Haikus for the game on Saturday

mobile homes emptySooners will be so depressedBusch tall boys in handRobison shot puts Bomar and his frosted hair into a corn dog Sooner fans cocky puffing the magic dragon rude awakening a beer in ...
Posted by mighty mouse on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 09:07:00 PST

the "ninja-out"

Is anyone familiar with this action?? Its when you are with a group of people and someone just disappears like the fucking Bermuda Triangle or something.... not to be seen or heard from again unt...
Posted by mighty mouse on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:22:00 PST

Bottle Service-wtf??

I mean, its good for us guys that dont like having to wait in line for four days (Sutra aint freakin' Star Wars or the Rolling Stones) or who dont  like giving the doorman a fuckin...
Posted by mighty mouse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My lil brother, DJ Uplifter is opening for Steel Pulse

    Saturday , June25th in Denver for the ReggaeMovement.com Anniversary show at Cervante's Masterpiece Theatre. Y'all Colorado peeps out there should check it out! http://www.reggaemo...
Posted by mighty mouse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST