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JACK JESUS

About Me

Sprung from orgiastic loins dangling between pubescent legs, Jack Jesus erupted onto the scene with their debut album "I Heard Rockers Get Chicks" in 1998. Soon after, they released classic single after classic single. Trash like "Daddy's Glasses", "Smoking Jacket" and "Kevin Sorbo (He's Hercules)" tore apart the Canadian prairie music scene over the remainder of the millennium.In 2000, after relocating to Vancouver, Jack Jesus released a collection of B-sides and singles entitled "The Mustache Chronicles". Also in the millennial year, Jack Jesus recorded a album of club bangers entitled "Roll Call For Suckas" under the pseudonym Exotic Dust."Crappy Vacuum" is the latest album from these post-polka no-wave hooligans.

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Member Since: 2/8/2007
Band Website: This is our website. Deal with it.
Band Members: Jefferson Von Moneo: Keys, Hot Sax, Trumpet Squeaks, Whistling, Screaming; Zip SanderZ: Guitar, Screaming, T-Kettle, Helmet Wearing; Craig Trudeau: Bass, Korg Synth, Screaming; Ryan Darnell: Kit n' Kaboodle; These Two Chickens: Bad Assery
Influences: Hot Dogs, Pubic Hair, Muscles, Eddie Van Halen, Sports Cars, Tanning, Screaming, Chardonnay, The English Peasant's Revolt of 1381, nice crockery, Buck Rogers, edamame, brass buckles and of course...this:
Sounds Like: Stop. What's that? You can't believe yours ears. The sound you've been waiting for your entire life, yet never knew until this very moment. A revelation. Grandma and Grandpa are out on the dance floor. The scent of geriatric cream is in the air. The nimble fingers of the accordion player are working their black magic. An aural assault that leaves you whimpering in an obscene lathered mess. Make sure you have plenty of hot water, a smell like this tends to linger. But fret not my sweet child, you deserve this type of abuse. Everyone does.
Record Label: Ripe Red Records

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Cum Blazer

There's some rumours buzzing around these parts lately that Jack Jesus are going to be pulling out some new jams for their show in Tokyo this June.  The band has informed me that that is a strong...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:25:00 GMT

The Long and The Short

It has been a while since anything new has been posted on here, but Jack Jesus have asked me to come along and answer some questions and then give some answers. First off, all rumours regarding a...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:41:00 GMT

For The Religious

Jack Jesus have informed me of the following: If you have stumbled upon this page because you used the word "Jesus" in your search, the band would like you to know that not only are they not any sort ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:45:00 GMT

You Are Now About to Witness the Strength of Street Knowledge

Today the members of Jack Jesus have asked me to relay this message:  there will be no "blogging" as they feel that "blogging" is for pussies and bitches.  There will only be daily reminders...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:42:00 GMT