WHAM! |
I'm in one of those moods right now that's hard to describe. It's the same sort of mood that captured tourists in the Congo feel sitting in a circle drawn from twigs and sand while their tour guide's ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:46:00 GMT |
Quality Programming |
Is it just me or is there nothing to watch on TV any more? We have thousands of channels of shit. It's getting so that I have nothing to talk to the water cooler about anymore. So here is an open pitc...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 15:39:00 GMT |
Someone take these dreams away |
I had a weird dream last night. I dreamt I was a plastic surgeon for clowns. I spent a good deal of the day today trying to figure out what this meant.
In retrospect, I believe that clowns may in fac...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:15:00 GMT |
Is that a cum rag in your car or are you just a SICK LITTLE MONKEY? |
So I was in a friends car last night (a friend who will go unnamed) and I asked him if he had any gum. Sure I could have just grabbed last weeks piece that I stuck underneath the passenger side seat c...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:15:00 GMT |
Truly Outrageous |
Ill tell you why you shouldnt download movies, TV shows or music from the Internet. Forget all those guilt-eliciting ads they show before movies that spew some nonsense like, You wouldnt steal a car s...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 16:40:00 GMT |
Psychological Rape |
If someone masturbates to your image and then tells you, "Yeah, I beat off to you yesterday," does that count as psychological rape? Is that grounds for a solid court case?
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:30:00 GMT |
Canada's Wonderland |
Today I went to Wonderland. Of course, I do not allude to the Wonderland of tea party and white rabbit fame. While similar, this Wonderland is a much stranger realm. Nothing is as it seems. What looks...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:54:00 GMT |
Fitty |
My grandmother asked me today if I had any music from 5 Cent. She said, "Vee listened to him on da bus on da vay to Rama (a local casino) and I norly died. Ach, ver vee danzing and clapping...[she the...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 19:30:00 GMT |
Trolls |
Do you think trolls belong to unions? I'm just curious about the whole living under a small bridge thing and how that works. Do you think that after a certain quota is filled (i.e. you've consumed X a...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 17:38:00 GMT |
28 Years Later |
Yep, 28 years ago today I was causing my mother insurmountable pain. Glad to see not much has changed in 28 years. Now before you see fit to sacrifice small goats and children in my name, you must kno...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:29:00 GMT |
