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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Hi im Mark,
Im 6ft 5 and i dont need people telling me how tall i am when you hit your head a 100 times a day you already know
i am now a farmer cos tesco suck donkey balls
I live with my friends rick and caz in a little town called shitford lol
My best mates are Jono, Rick and danny we've had some good times most of them would be when we're drunk. we dont have 2 drink it just helps:) i will explain what there like in three words
Jono: retarded like me Rick: like a brother Danny: crazy mo fo
i dont really do much apart from hangin with my mates cos there is not much to do in my town cos its a crap hole. even tho its crap im never really bored cos im always up for anything. i love all types of music but its mainly punk and ska punk i like. my fav band of all time is blink 182 I would like to meet people that are as mad and crazy as me but i dont think i will. apart from the lady on the train that wanted to put stingin nettles on my dick that was strange (i didnt do it)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus and/or God
Simon Pegg
Tom Delounge
Tom Green
kevin smith
.E.T i love that little monkey
Yoda
Tony Blair so i could kick him in the nuts