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Michael

Should I bring my fuckin' tools? -Frank Rizzo, the Jerky Boy'z

About Me

My typical day off includes playing guitar, and riding my bike to the Sunset Strip. I prefer Jack Daniel's, a smooth beer, a Harley-Davidson, and a Gibson Les Paul with a Marshall 1/2 stack!

My Interests

"I enjoy Skinny Skiing, going to Bull Fights on acid." - Lacie Smails, Caddyshack

I'd like to meet:

Any fellow musicians, Jerky Boy'z fans, motorcyclists, or anyone who likes to bullshit about bullshit.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Guns & Roses, The Doors, Mettalica, Velvet Revolver, STP, Alice Cooper, Pearl Jam, The Yardbirds, Cream, The Beatles, Motley Crue, The Black Crowes, Def Lepard, Lynard Skynard, The Runaways, The Darkness, KISS, RATT, L.A. Guns, Poison, Cream, OZZY, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Bob Dylan, Ted Nugent, Silvertide, Gratefull Dead, Jet, Motorhead, the Runaways, The Who, Aerosmith, Bad Company, the Allman Bros, The Cult, Alice In Chains, T. REX, Jessie Von Presley, Ten Count Junky, Suicide Holiday,The Glass Machine, Metal Skool, ...can't seem to name all of em', and anything classical.

Movies:

To name a few of MANY classic's: Caddyshack, Animal House, Slapshot, Old School, Ghostbusters, Braveheart, Star Wars (not into sci-fi, just Star Wars), the Exorcist, the Lost Boys, the Godfather (I'm Italian), Almost Famous, Rock Star, Spinal Tap, and many more.

Television:

Music Video: RIDERS OF THE STORM (by The Doors)

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Books:

As long as they aren't boring, or written by some author trying to hard to be profound. That means all that crap they used to try & brain-wash you in high school and college.

Heroes:

Jimmy Page, Slash, Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, Joe Walsh, Gary Rossington, Allen Collins, Steve Gaines, Mick Mars, Angus Young, Randy Rhoads, Tracii Guns, Zakk Wylde, Jake E. Lee, Rich Robinson, the Allman bro's, Joe Perry, C.C. DeVille, Warren DiMartini, Steven Clark & Phil Collin, Ted Nugent, Jimmy Hendrix, Pete Townshend, Kieth Richards, Kirk Hammet....I could go all day long listing Guitar Players!

My Blog

VH1 SUCKS!!!

What the hell happened to VH1???  What Happened to Behind The Music, My Generation, Story Tellers and Legends, and last but not least...MUSIC VIDEOS???  Why do I have to Put up with this fuc...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:15:00 PST

Dreams

I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SH%^!
Posted by Michael on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 08:34:00 PST