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About Me

Let me say this right now. If you do not have any pictures of YOU (meaning your face, not cartoons, celebrities or just body shots. those can be anybody), you will not even be considered for being added to my friend list and denied instantly. If you do not have any pictures at all, the same rule stated previously applies. I don't care if you have pictures stored on your computer, on instant messengers or on another website. If you have them there, you should have them here and no, you can't email the pics to me. If your profile and/or pictures are set to "private", again, no consideration. Email messages will possibly be read (meaning I may not read it at all) and then deleted for those of you fitting the above description(s). My profile is public and I have pictures of myself and so should you...unless you are trying to hide the ugliness, then I guess it is acceptable. Also, please don't ask to be added as a friends without at least sending me a message first. Again, Thanks.
I usually date younger guys. I have no kids...that I know of. I've never been married and I don't think I want to be. I like the color black. If you want to know more about me, but are lazy, just don't feel like reading or are illiterate, click on the kitty to take you to my web page.


My Personality † Uncomplicated † Outgoing † Secure † Fun † Thoughtful † Caring † Loving † Loyal † Sensual † Versatile † Creative † Artistic † Impatient † Adventurous † Honest † Sincere † Confident † Convinced † Conceited † Animal Loving † Humorous † Jovial † Sarcastic † Spontaneous † Brutal † Procrastinator †
My Likes...all Bases ♦ Younger guys ♦ Guys with tongue rings ♦ Guys with eyebra rings ♦ Guys with lip rings ♦ Having my lower lip softly bitten while being kissed ♦ Being bitten...hard and softly ♦ Sushi ♦ The stars ♦ The moon ♦ The night sky ♦ Going to the movies ♦ Blockbuster Nights @ home ♦ Versatility ♦ Sex ♦ Clubbin ♦ Miracle Whip ♦ Jelly Bellys ♦ Felix the Cat ♦ Traveling ♦ Disneyland ♦ Walt Disney World ♦ Waterfalls ♦ Fairies ♦ Photography ♦ Fantasy art ♦ Sex ♦ Shooting pool ♦ My horse, Cager ♦ Chillin @ home doing nothing ♦ Seahorses ♦ Wearing a guys shirt ♦ Silk ♦ Satin ♦ Boxers...not the fighting type...the clothes ♦ Thunderstorms ♦ Sex in the rain ♦ Kissing in the rain ♦ Ice cream sammiches ♦ Ketchup on my eggs ♦ Chocolate Cokes ♦ Vanilla Cokes ♦ Sex ♦ Iced Tea ♦ Raspberry Iced Tea ♦ Raw cookie dough ♦ Sushi ♦ Jagermeister ♦ X Games ♦ Taking showers with someone ♦ Andes mints ♦ Chai Lattes ♦ Chinese food ♦ Italian food ♦ Angel hair pasta ♦ Younger guys ♦ Sex ♦ Tattoos ♦ Piercings ♦ Tanning ♦ Woodchuck Amber ♦ Smirnoff Triple Black ♦ Skyy Blue ♦ Smirnoff Raspberry Twisters ♦ Smirnoff Watermelon Twisters ♦ Mr.Pibb ♦ Dr.Pepper ♦ Sex ♦ Kittie katz ♦ Peanut M&Ms Candles ♦ Anime porn ♦ Ouija boards ♦ Explosim comics ♦ Foxtrot comics ♦ Calvin and Hobbes comics ♦ Crawfish ♦ Lobster ♦ Chips n salsa ♦ Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream ♦ ...oh yeah, did I mention sex?


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I like to associate myself with people who are versatile and spontaneous. Jealousy and insecurity can't exhist. Gotta have a sense of humor and deal with my sarcasm. However, I do want someone who will pamper me and not be embarrassed to stand in the check-out line while buying me a box of tampons.


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My Blog

The Internet Encounter

 The sky grew darker as he gathered his belongings and headed out the door. He hopped into his car and drove only a few miles to his favorite eatery. The air was getting cooler and the smell of rain w...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:50:00 GMT

Stupid Questions/Comments at Work

 "I think we have all worked a job dealing with the public. I deal with them all the time. I work in a pizza joint and believe me...there are some fucknuts out there that just don't have a brain.  Let...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:52:00 GMT

Death of a Murdered Friend

 A good friend of mine, Tony Smith, was murdered Thursday, December 18, 2008 while, on his lunch break, at work. He was found, in his car, shot to death by a single gunshot to the back of the hea...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:35:00 GMT

Apparent Bitterness

 OK, a little while back I posted a bulletin about nice guys and girls that think guys shoul d treat a girl this way. Not all girls like to be treated like shit, but yes, there are some that seem to...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:47:00 GMT

Craigslist

 I can't get enough of this website. It has funished my apartment and even helped me find my kitty.  I happen to move into my apartment at just the right time. All of the college kids were moving and ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:21:00 GMT

Vanity and Self-Expression License Plates

 I read this article online and have mixed feelings about what is tasteful for expressing our views and opinions about certain issues in this world. Don't get me wrong...people are entitled to ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:59:00 GMT

Capital One Denies Me a Checking Account

 Yes, you read the title correctly. Their motto is "hassle free banking". Well, in my case, it's a hassle trying to open an account with them. I had heard good things about Capital One...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:36:00 GMT

Gas Prices and You

 With gas prices climbing on an endless ladder, I don't drive as much as I used to. I go to and from work and to the store. That's about it considering I like to drive everywhere I go and take l...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:15:00 GMT

Tipping Your Server, Delivery Driver, Carhop, Bartender, etc

I have been in the food and beverage industry for about five and a half years now and I still can't believe that people are getting cheaper and cheaper all the time. It never ceases to amaze me. Neve...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:57:00 GMT

The Doors

I had always known who The Doors were and especially who Jim Morrison was, but I never really did much research on Morrison, himself. I bought the Oliver Stone movie, The Doors SE, starring Val Kilme...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:04:00 GMT