Happenings at the Happiest Place on Earth |
Thought it was one of them Disney worldlands huh? Nope, the Assay Office is officially the happiest place on this here Earth. There's ya a little fact to chew on! There have been several things come u...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:07:00 GMT |
Mayor of Ozark |
Ok, This blog is for the people of Ozark. Would you like the Assay Office to sponsor a candidate for the mayoral office of Ozark? Please leave any statements for the direction of this town that you wo...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:40:00 GMT |
Earth Day Explained |
Last week was the very important holiday we call Earth Day. This holiday is important because it celebrates the day that forces from Earth defeated the space fleet from Pluto. See, way back in history...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:07:00 GMT |
A Southern Story |
Kurt South will be making his much anticipated return to the Assay Office on May 3, 2008. It has been several months since he has made the trip up from Ft. Worth, so everyone needs to come out to show...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:33:00 GMT |
April Fools Day |
Well I was wanting to sit down here and write a highly entertaining blog, but I have been left quite uninspired. I thought about writing a pleasant story about the history of this weeks entertainment,...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:36:00 GMT |
Wombat Rape? |
Ok, so last week I was reading the news online when a headline caught my attention. How could I not read this headline, "Wombat rape ordeal turns man strine (Australian)." Well, this bloke culled the ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:17:00 GMT |
The Ballad of Some Guy Named Robb |
Well last week I wrote the Bootlegger Story (soon to be a major motion picture starring Martin Lawrence as Richard and Jet Li as Butch), but I learned I left a key part of their story out. This part o...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:51:00 GMT |
The Assay’s new BFF |
I have been inspired by Paris Hilton’s new show. I have decided the Assay Office needs a show where we select our new BFF. Any one of you could be our Nicole Richie. That is like the highest com...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:09:00 GMT |
The legend of Butch and Richard (The Bootlegger Brothers) |
Well the Legend of Butch and Richard is a lot like the legend of Butch and Sundance, but different. Their humble story starts in the rural areas of Pope County. Butch and Richard lived in a one room h...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:28:00 GMT |
St Patty’s Day |
Well we had a great St. Patrick’s Day celebration at the Assay this week. For those of you who do not know, St. Patty’s day is one of the most important holidays in the entire history of t...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:33:00 GMT |
