John

I'm a lyrical gangsta. There's oh so much to say. I'm white. I'm a man. I have many pairs of pants, and also several belts. I enjoy slurping snow cones with a special friend or body surfing. Some people say I just have a taste for adventure. My favorite movie is "Don't tell mom the babysitters dead" with Christina Applegate. It's soooo funny. I have a funny story: One time I tried smoking a cigarette but I felt really bad and repented and now I'm part of the National Campaign for No More Teen Smoking. (NCFNMTS) I always say to kids, "If you're gunna smoke, you should just kill yourself and everyone around you because it's pretty much exactly the same thing." That quote got me on the campaign and they even made a flashy bumper-sticker of it.