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Carmenmonoxide

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MY BABY... DRUMMING.The Reigning Sound "Strait Shooter"

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Shockwave rider,cats and dogs and scab artists. One day a farmer's donkey fell down into awell. The animal cried pitifully for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and thewell needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back , the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Remember the five simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. Live simply and appreciate what you have. Give more. Expect less NOW ............ Enough of that crap . .. The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock. MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON: When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass,it always comes back to bite you. You have two choices...smile and close this page, or pass this along to someone else to spread the fun.
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Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:13:00 GMT

Drazeks

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Stick Figure Family

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Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:37:00 GMT

the death of everything

bobo malone scargill is dead. the only soul i have come to rely on to be there not seeing an end and he is still here...i feel it.1993-2008 jan 17 8:17 a.m.goodbye gentle friend we will always keep yo...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:33:00 GMT

Party time.

theres spikes all over that hearttear you apartmust feel like cryínno wait...shityou feel like dieing.if you want you can slip thathard kiss in nowsoft if you really mean it.even if its slow, sweet wi...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:44:00 GMT

kiss only the important ones-of the state

in you...i saw hope the disapation of sorry moving on from a former existence without harm armed in faith (slipping karma a mickey)for a moment i was proud of what could be-guilt free. prett...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:58:00 GMT

fuck..!1YES!!!

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Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:35:00 GMT

salute the little one

OH on and onmy heart tremblesevery other beat is dedicated to hermy image always the one standingwaiting with her light at the end of the tunnelcontemplating and calculatingmy every stepgiving me merc...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:00:00 GMT

you!!!!!!christopher everything is you!!!!!

today i tell the truth i fucking miss you and i fuck up and fuck up till you catch up what can i do there is no regulation to do on my soul absolute alone only means memories of you so i bury my head ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:31:00 GMT