Patrick Swazey. But not Patrick himself, I want to meet his character in Dirty Dancing. That would be really funny. I would also like to meet a mad scientist--maybe he, or she would be doing experiments in cloning human beings, possibly, this scientist would be trying to clone Patrick Swazey's character in Dirty Dancing, attempting to form a large army of Patrick Swazeys all dressed in tights and with that haircut that he had then. Now that would be funny too.