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STUART AND THE DEATH METAL MACHINE (new songs!)

About Me

we're so heavy and intense and hardcore that you'll melt into glass when you hear us. you can't be our friend either, cause we're so cool that being our friend makes you look like xGODx.
We've played shows with...
Dirty South Revolutionaries, Die As One, Rapture Cabaret, Massacre of the Umbilical Cord, And Since Forgotten, Taken Away, The Blood Libel....
We've cancelled shows with...
Zao, Luti-kriss, The Chariot, Uriah Omen, Travail, The Fire The Flood, A Stained Glass Romance, Stronghold, Aria, Think Back, Dr. Acula, Vanna, Gay For Johnny Depp, Uphill Battle, Saosin, Third Eye Blind, Gods and more......
Releases...
2005 - Demo (out of print) (we don't even have it.. :( )
2006 - Your Moms Legs Got Closed by the Fire Marshal EP (out of print)
2006 - Roll Over It's Christmas Bitch EP (out of print)
2006 - Multi-Platinum Debut Death Metal Album of DOOM (out of print)
2006 - Pollute Your Body with Drugs. No One Cares EP (out of print)
If you want our recordings, we might be putting out a discography collection in the near future, when we get signed.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/05/2005
Band Website: we're too HARDCORE for a website.
Band Members: stuart
death metal
a machine
Influences: awesome ass scene kids that are so scene being seen hurts other scene kids. death metal, grindcore, metallica, xIMxSOxCOREx, aolim, scene kids. other scene kids. being cool. gay haircuts. 13 year old scene kids. the scene in general. xLENx.
Sounds Like: the most intense sounding combination of words you've never seen before, plugged into xGODx's amp, and the crushing of a cockroach.
Record Label: xHARDCORExKILLYOUx records

My Blog

new album finally masteredONEONEONE

oh my god. the long awaited new ep has finally been mastered. it might leak on the internet if you're lucky."Your Moms Legs Got Closed by the Fire Marshal" EP1. remember when i got the cops called bec...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 20:25:00 GMT

Ryan LeValley is a fag

"Hey, my name is Ryan LeValley. I'm a recording engineer here in Charlotte. I see you play an interesting style of music. I just want to let you know that I've got a home studio to record at that is i...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:15:00 GMT

ohno! reunion!?

uhoh... satdmm have reunited and don't "hate down" stuart anymore. soon to be more grind and more samples. i swear kwd stole our style back to the future style. fuck matt tribunal. unless he wants to ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:23:00 GMT

Dead Mardigras CD SINGLE!

everyone should run out and pick up a copy of the new dead mardigras single, limited release on cd, and then very limited vinyl release in 7 inch. Dead Mardigras CD-Single: 01. Dead Mardigras 02....
Posted by on Sun, 22 May 2005 09:59:00 GMT

may 16th - recording sessions

you wouldn't believe it, but being from the south, where hardcore is way more intense then that wussy ass newyork metal hardcore, lil jon came in and laid down some vocals it was intense. stuart left ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 May 2005 14:38:00 GMT

you are the only person that has ever existed

is not about god. its about that one person who i always write songs about because thats the only way i can write songs. they are 100% all inspiration and every song that has ever been wrote is about ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 May 2005 10:46:00 GMT

new single.

our new single is "you are the only person that has ever existed". learn the breakdowns and i want to see you dancing when we come to your town.
Posted by on Wed, 11 May 2005 07:45:00 GMT