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Distorted Thoughts

I will never die alone

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1 if i woke up looking like that, i would run to the closest living thing and kill it.
How to make a Paulie
Ingredients:
1 part anger
1 part self-sufficiency
5 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little fitness if desired!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Mass Murder Makes Me Happy, Dead Bodys Make Me happy, Until Eternity, I'll Always Have Juggalo Family

Im a juggalo from Minnesota and i am just lookin for people to talk to. Also i am trying to find out what to do with my hair. i dont wana cut it but i need somthin to do with it. it is only 7 in. and i cant braid it myself, shity cordnation. hit me with some ideas.
How evil are you? any juggalos welcome or anyone elseAnd I guess this is the greates thing to do these days so draw something .. .... ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Burandt
Birthday: 06/05/1988
Birthplace: Shakapee
Current Location: Jordan
Eye Color: hazil
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'11" or so
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: i dont know
The Shoes You Wore Today: FELA
Your Weakness: giving a damn
Your Fears: Cops, they dont like me
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not fuck up
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: idk
Thoughts First Waking Up: too early
Your Best Physical Feature: hair
Your Bedtime: when i get done talkin to people
Your Most Missed Memory: gandma
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc donlads
Single or Group Dates: not sure what question means
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: used to
Do you Swear: ya
Do you Sing: when alone lol
Do you Shower Daily: ya
Have you Been in Love: ya
Do you want to go to College: ya
Do you want to get Married: ya
Do you belive in yourself: not all the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: deponds on the hair, lol
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: somewhat
Do you like Thunderstorms: when im not driving
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ya, no more
In the past month have you Smoked: ya, no more
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ya
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes, fucking sucked
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: ya
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefull
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: what i need to
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dosent matter
Favourite Hair Color: dont mattter
Short or Long Hair: not too long
Height: dont matter
Weight: dont matter
Best Clothing Style: not goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: mabe 1
Number of CDs I own: 30 +
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests

Music, Movies, Faygo.......

I'd like to meet:

Juggalos or Juggaletts or just someone interesting
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: AOL Trial CDs
Your Favorite Target: Televangelists
Your Kill Count: 1,432,871,329
Your Battle Cry: "I enjoy cheese."
Years You Spend in Jail: 2
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $101,184,444,311,567
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 7%

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Music:

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Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze, ABK, Zug Izland, Jumpsteedy, Dark Lotus, System of a Down, Mudvayne, Korn, Slipknot, Rehab.... .. Music Video Codes - Lyrics - Myspace Layouts
You were born in the year of The Ringmaster. Which
means you run the show, anything you say goes
without question. Relevant Years: 1952, 1958, 1964, 1970, 1976, 1982, 1988, 1994,
2000. Most Compatible with The Amazing Jeckel
Brothers.

The Juggalo Zodiac Quiz
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Movies:

Euro Trip, Cube, Big Money Hustlers Take the quiz: "Which Kind Of Juggalo Are You"

Ghetto Neighbor
YOU ARE DOWN WITH THE GHETTO NEIGHBOR, ABK.
what kinda juggalo are you
Name / Username
who do you paint your face like violent j
whats you phrase majik majik ninja whut?!?!
weapon of choice throwing stars
your faygo flavor moon mist

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Television:

Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

Dont Read Much

Heroes:

All the people out there that spit the wicked shit ..
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My Blog

Human nature

ive thought about this for some time now, why people do what they do. I have come to the conclusion that people enjoy mind fucking me. people do whats in there own best interest. the day of retributio...
Posted by Distorted Thoughts on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:07:00 PST

interesting decision

Fear of god is the only thing thats stoping me from pecking off 14 people from a clock tower then saving one for myself. Feel lucky
Posted by Distorted Thoughts on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:08:00 PST

Re-align

so i was sitting there last night and made a decision. im gona move on past my old gf and go back. im gona drink, smoke, whatever i want. im going to get all my shit together and do what i gota do. im...
Posted by Distorted Thoughts on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:43:00 PST

oh shit, its an angry blog

wow i wish this shit would stop. but hey what are you going to do. i decided that im just going to drink and chill. i dont know what the fuck i was thinking the past few days but fuck it, time to get ...
Posted by Distorted Thoughts on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 10:19:00 PST

finally happy

i can now leave the past behind and focus on whats important, no more pissed off blogs or postings. Much Muther Fuckin Clown Luv homies and peace........
Posted by Distorted Thoughts on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 10:53:00 PST

work sucks a little less

well goin to work is more interesting the past few weeks, as in all stoyies i wont tell ya why, i dont trust ppl. i dont kare who ya are. so, depending on who works that day, im happy and glad to work...
Posted by Distorted Thoughts on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 02:19:00 PST

messed up

what up yall. been a wile since i posted one of these. n e ways, now im not sure what i want. one of two chioces stands in front of me. either one has a high and a low. this fuckin shit makes my head ...
Posted by Distorted Thoughts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 whom this may concern

ABK Lyrics 2 Whom This May Concern Lyrics [Repeat x2]Do I really wanna see so clear even though I know bad things might appear Tell me that it's not a waste of time To ride around and stare up here to...
Posted by Distorted Thoughts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

too much shit

Damnit, too much shit goin on right now. i got the gatherin comin in like 5 days, not to mention the "other thing" which will not be talked about. one way or another i am going to the gathering, after...
Posted by Distorted Thoughts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

damn it i am tired

i havent sleept well in days, this shit sucks. too much shit i got to worry about. i got all this shit i gota deal with, i just want to say fuck it all. the only thing i look forward to is the gatheri...
Posted by Distorted Thoughts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST