You really want to know about me? I'm the main character in the Hal Spacejock series.
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I also participated in an interview recently.
If you're going to send me an invite, my surname is XG99. (Sorry about the inconvenience, but lately I've been getting a lot of friend requests from scantily clad women with credit card facilities to support their webcam addictions.)
Oh, and it's important you try this. Most humans are hopeless, but if you do your best it'll probably be good enough:
Test your powers of observation with the Ball Test