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The National Pleasury ;)

Ain't no 401k for a hustler.

About Me

I'm overhyped.

My Interests

Wax: Or How the Bees Discovered Television in my brain and shit.

Music:

Only these 400 Drum and Bass CD's I have stored under my box of taped adult swim episodes........ Sometimes I wonder if the sun ever shines.

Movies:

2001 :) 28 Days Later :) Tetsuo: The Iron Man :) Audition :) Robocop :) The Kingdom :) Texas Chainsaw Massacre :) Man Bites Dog :) Mondo Cane :) Mullholland Drive :) Eraserhead :) Cannibal Holocaust :( Dirty Filthy Love :) Freaks :) Sprited Away :) The Tin Drum :) Svankmajer shorts :O Evil Dead :) American Gothic ;) Videodrome :) Pink Flamingos :) Zombie :) Thunder Ninja Kids Golden Adventure :) The Shining :) Chuck Jones' Rikki Tikki Tavi ;) Pee Wee's Big Adventure :) Solaris :)

Television:

Lance Link Secret Chimp, House M.D., Space Ghost, Daria

Heroes:

People who attract others by being really creepy. Drug users and sleazebags who write books and make music. Felix the Cat. Kurt Cobain, anywhere but on a t-shirt.

My Blog

Uhhhhhh.

VOTE FOR MY MAHN OBAMA AND LEAVE YOUR INHIBITIONS AT THE DOOR.
Posted by Lewis Grills. on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

Pearls of Liberty.

Vermonty Python is very novel ice cream. Thank you, country I live in and will protect when the time comes. (YouWillBeAbleToTellByTheBuzzingOfTheLocusts)Forefathers, BITCH!Fuck Sangria and overall r...
Posted by Lewis Grills. on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:01:00 PST

Automatic Bazooti.

Restated from Brian's blog, "Our internet's back".So, all that dismal boredom and stuff is pretty much out yesterday's window, taking a nosedive into the garden of FORGOTTEN REALMS......God..........I...
Posted by Lewis Grills. on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 04:45:00 PST

Smooth move.

I just noticed that myspace amended a "delete from friends" button under all read bulletins. Your myspace friendship, your very life is on the line, so check yourself. This is a bloodsport, and we p...
Posted by Lewis Grills. on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:58:00 PST

I wear a cowboy hat, it is my business hat.

Living in New Jersey is like listening to the forced laughs of a thousand art house movie patrons.  Except there's no Wilson brothers. Sorry, life. In other news, I asked to borrow a Sleater-Kinn...
Posted by Lewis Grills. on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:36:00 PST

To Jacob Duncan,

When I heard that you had died, I felt a soft tingling in the back of my skull. Whether this was definite sadness, heavily wrought guilt, or some kind of misanthropic anger because circumstance let y...
Posted by Lewis Grills. on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:22:00 PST

I have no class.

So I just woke up, I feel like I'm entirely made of stomach lining, I OD'ed on cookies and terrible japanese movies yesterday, I'm half naked, and I feel like a king. A king with a stomach ache, b...
Posted by Lewis Grills. on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 12:56:00 PST

Dude with stubble

Yeah, I'm that dude with stubble that you see around a lot.
Posted by Lewis Grills. on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 11:48:00 PST

...until my vagina falls out, sprouts legs, and spiderwalks into the ocean.

Tommorrow is a new year of school. Entirely, no naked baby with a sash and bullshit like that, new. I am CONFUSED as to how I should adjust and proceed. But that's ok, I am a human man now.
Posted by Lewis Grills. on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 12:08:00 PST

It's official: You try too hard.

If you try talking before thinking a few times, you'd be surprised at how much more you impress yourself.  Trust me. Although, even this blog is just presentation, for presentation's sake.  ...
Posted by Lewis Grills. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST