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Chase

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

.... my online portfolio..
- So then, about me.. I am a gallery artist and illustrator. I am an Obama supporter (cuz it's about time). I am part of the problem (but so are you). I am a comedian (well, trying to be anyway). I am a monster (but I do mean well). I am confused (about all that i understand). I am down in the Spring (and up in the summer). I have just moved to Las Vegas (because Hell just isn't hot enough for me apparently). I am a Radiohead fan (but other bands are cool too). I am happy in the sun (and yet i miss the rain). I am worried (mostly that others are not). I am me (I suppose)...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

if you're reading this i'd like to meet you but if you're not reading this then forget about it.. and George Carlin. I would have liked to have met him.

My Blog

Help me name my new Roomba robot vacuum cleaner!

undefined Chases new Roomba robot vacuum Add to My Profile | More VideosHere is a list of names I am considering.. Let me know what name you like best or if you have an idea for a name tha...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:16:00 GMT

Lost In Rainbows

There are these things that seem to have always been there for me in times of change, turmoil and evolution. Chief among them is Radiohead and I am a true long time fan, so dedicated to their music t...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:08:00 GMT

A Code Without Its Key: Sifting Through Lynchs Inland Empire

A few words from a true fanI will begin this essay on Inland Empire by confessing my nearly endless affection for David Lynch as an artist and filmmaker (and the way with which he challenges the very ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:18:00 GMT

Goodbye my Grandfather

Thank you for making my father. Thank you for taking me fishing and thank you for letting me touch the metal plate in your leg. Thank you for all the great War stories about monkeys in the South Pacif...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:20:00 GMT

HUGE CHASEMELENDEZ.COM PORTFOLIO UPDATE!

OMG THERE"S NEW NEWS!!! So sorry for the long absence. Things have been difficult and i've been hiding out a bit but times like these are always the most productive for me. The...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:10:00 GMT

If I Did Not Miss Your Saliva

play the song by clicking meSalivaAnd I'm sorry about you and meAnd I'm sorry about usYou tried to give it your bestBut to what end, SalivaYou may not think so at firstBut I'm your designated driverBu...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:02:00 GMT

Did You Know That There is No Up or Down?

It can come as a strange shock to find a map of the world that is printed, as a westerner would put it, "upside down" but the truth of it is that there is no upside or down side to our world. North is...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 19:39:00 GMT

The Colbert Bump

I have been a fan of Stephen Colbert since his first Comedy Central show, Exit 57, back in my High School days, but only a fan in the sense that I new of him and liked what I had seen and if I ran int...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:29:00 GMT

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

As soon as any one person or group of persons declares that they have answers to questions that are seemingly unanswerable the most obvious conclusion that an intelligent person can make is that this ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:44:00 GMT

My farewell love letter to Santa Fe, NM

So long Santa Fe.. Sure i love you, like I love Fresca!You were what i needed when i needed it and i will be and am being forever changed by you, my lovely New Mexico 'city different'. I will miss you...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 13:19:00 GMT