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The Dirtiest

I hope some sort of virus wipes all you fuckers out before you ruin my planet.

About Me


My Interests

Climbing, Surfing, Time-splitting, Kayaking, Martial Arts, Swimming with Alligators, Varanus sp., Snakes of all kinds, Big Mammals, Primates, Donkey sex, teabagging, Chasing Bears, the gay rodeo, exploratory surgery, reading, writing screenplays, trying new stuff, cooking, off roading, climbing trees, travelling, sustainability, watching movies, moteybikes, getting a divorce, etc.

I'd like to meet:

not you. maybe a rodriger or two.

Music:

soundtracks, old punk rock shit (oi polloi, the violators), industrial, mostly noncommercial hip hop and grip hop, rock and or roll, anything good really. manowar, atmosphere, neil young, maiden, morricone, eminem, guitar wolf, the goblins, fear factory, strapping young lad, side3 (!), trauma school dropouts, skid row, cocksparrer, immortal technique, acdc, dick fuckin dale, POS, damn, a million more

Movies:

Pom Poko, Delamorte Dellamore, The Killer, Hard Boiled, Samurai Fiction, Evil Dead 2, The Thing, Man with no name Trilogy, Once Upon a Time in the West, WILD ZERO, Two-Lane Blacktop, Life Aquatic, Withnail and I, Versus, Fist of Legend, Gemini, City of the Living Dead, Seven Samurai, Mononoke Hime, Crank, City of God, orig. Dawn of the Dead, Once Upon a time in China, Police Story, Chinese Ghost Story, Master and Commander, and ummm... lots more

Television:

is butt.

Books:

Ishmael, Jitterbug Perfume, Into the Wild, anything by Barks or Rosa, Abbey, Joyce, Vonnegut, Conrad, Tolkien, Shakespeare, jared diamond, JESUS wrote a book once, but i can't remember the name, oh yeah: THE BIBLE, for alll you sinning bastards out there. more that I can't think of...

Heroes:

David Attenborough, ol' Steve Irwin gets plenty of props, Carl Barks, Don Rosa, Uncle Scrooge, that chick who got her arm bit off by a shark but still surfs, Stive Zissou, Ed Abbey, DanO, biggie smalls, donkeys, that girl who shit the hot tub during some mtv/real world type show, za eejeeato burazaazu!

My Blog

The more I work in this field...

the more i think it can kiss my ass. 
Posted by The Dirtiest on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

shoot me

just fucking shoot me.
Posted by The Dirtiest on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:18:00 PST