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LIZARD

THE HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST! DAMN SKIPPY

About Me

I'll keep it short and to the point: My name is Liz, but people call me Lizard (among other things) I'm HAPPILY MARRIED with 3 beautiful kids. I am a stay at home mom, which means I work 24/7. And if you don't think so, then FUCK OFF! I'm also a hostess at the best wing joint in town! I love my family dearly. If you are DUMB, FAKE, TRIFFLIN OR HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A WEEKS WORTH OF SOAPS, THEN KEEP ON TRUCKIN. I'm here strickly for friends and fun! LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR ME TO WORRY ABOUT O.P.P. If you would like to get to know me better then lets talk:)

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My Interests

.. Family, Friends, Saturday night 3-man games, concerts, bustin-a-move on a Friday night with the girls, Yankees baseball, karoake, Tennessee Vols football, drag racin, Ultimate Fighting (UFC) shit, anything fun...JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICENE Myspace Codes Free MySpace Layouts

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I'd like to meet:

First and foremost, Jesus. (But Absolutely, Positively, not before my time!) Singers and Musicians from all the bands I like (way too many to talk about here) Derek Jeter, A-Rod, Peyton Manning, Crystal (the woman who looked out for my Jess when I wasn't able too) A good massage therapist (I'm tense 24/7) Any woman who has men figured out (LMAO)

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Music:

THERE IS NOTHING I DON'T LIKE!

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Movies:

Don't see alot of movie but a couple that stick out are Twister (my daughter and I loved that movie)
My Fair Lady
Yellowbeard (No one has heard of this but me)
Shrek
Beauty and the Beast
I love movies that make me laugh (I don't like to cry cuz typically when I start I can't stop)

Television:

Most days its cartoons but when I get a chance...
STEVE WILKOS, OF COURSE
The First 48
Deadliest Catch
All Law & Order shows
UFC
News
Any Crime shows; i.e. cops, forsenic files etc...
Reruns of Roseanne
Sports
Maury, "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" LOL

Books:

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Heroes:

My Mom and Dad
(I Love You Guys)

My Husband
(I Love You Too)

My daughter, Jessica for overcoming so many obstacles in her life
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Life and Death

Whoa! I'm literally speechless right now. I just found out that someone I used to bartend with at Just One More, was killed in a head-on collision Wednesday night. Although our relationship went no fu...
Posted by LIZARD on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:52:00 PST