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About Me

This is Melissa. She is a long time, loyal friend. She has worked very hard to lose over 60 lbs and is looking fabulously toned and tan. She studied very hard to earn her degree in _______ and now has a great job helping others. She is an active member of ______ church where they do a ton of volunteer work in our town. She always has a wonderful smile on her face. She and her wife Amy just bought their first home and are looking to start a family soon. She has a comma in her checking account after all of her bills are paid which allows to her add to her savings account regularly to save up for her next adventure. She can tell you about any topic that’s in the news and if she doesn’t know she’ll find out. She’d love to hear about whatever you are interested in so she can be exposed to new things. She made the dress she is wearing and loves taking pictures and making videos of the adventures she goes on. She always has time for others and people love her. You are lucky to meet her. In fact, your life just got better cause she is in it.
hahah funny huh? well, some day.
today? today i work, i pay bills, i live, i love, i argue, i demand, i cry, i laugh, i am.
i live with my girl of nearly 3 years, amy. we have 2 dogs and a cat. hehe. they are our 2.5 for now. someday, there may be actual offspring. i sell cell phones and tupperware. want some? whattayamean no? well... we'll work on it. you know where to reach me when you do.
i'm considering going back to school soon WEDNESDAY (4/30) to take on a new degree in social services. i wanna help. i'm probably gonna end up adopting a heard of kids hehehe...
i want to learn to sew. any tips? i've never made anything with a sewing machine nor do i know where to begin.
i want to dance. be my partner?
i want to cook. hungry?
i want to laugh. got any jokes?
ya. that's today.
we'll see about tomorrow.

My Interests

Self discovery and betterment, learning from my mistakes and making life awesome everyday!

I'd like to meet:

positive, encouraging influences.

and AUNT BARBARA!

Music:

I WAS AT THIS SHOW! I HEART I HATE KATE!

Movies:

funny ones.

Television:

Biggest Loser, Super Nanny, Top Chef, Survivor, Extreme Home Makeover, Weeds... like the beat, the list goes on.

Books:

I'm trying to read more.
I WANT to be "one of those people," whatever that means.
currently, i'm delving into Dr. Phil's lineup of self help book. weeeeeee! let's see what happens!

Heroes:

anyone who overcomes. AND ME! i'm my own hero now! i'm gonna be a 30 year old student. when i'm 32 i'll have two degrees and i will be a mom soon after that! i rock. be inspired! ready life? here we go!