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About Me

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven...hendrixi have just been given a fender telecaster from my spunkie boyfriend and a leather pignose to go with it....i'm not very good at playing it but i love giving it a go..i also really like.... sprinkling himalayian sea salt on my vegies, skipping down strange inner city muraled alley ways, meowing at stray cats (only cats and wierdos meow but i never said i wasn't a little wierd), growing chilli, discussing the universe with with my cat via clairvoyants (yes, i seriously do this), randomly screaming "kunt is spelled with a K" across the valley at Dover Heights (such a fucking rebel), dressing up in pink wigs and singing joni mitchell until the cops arrive and ask me nicely to shut the fuck up, listening to pat create music, walking around the cliff at the end of my road with a bottle of Vokka while the sun is rising, walking around the cliff at any time of the day with anything in my hand, laughing hysterically like a mad banshi, hanging with our big black cat called Zeppelin otherwise known as Zeppaz the Furry Purring Tiger Rabbit, Seething Cat of Hatred Danger Minter Sullivan, getting dressed up in 10 different outfits over a 2 hour period, talking to my sisters about life, drinking bloody marys especially with KTB, Bridie and Sammy Jo, sorry Bridie I know bloody marys are so 90's I meant to say blood orange vodka twists, drunk texting at 5am, handbuilding pottery, playing my new violin, telling people that they have something caught between thier tongue and thier bottom lip so they check and they look like a spazz...trying to grow up to no avail....................but life has led us on a stable path that is surprisingly fulfulling. thanks pat for holding my hand as we tread this wholesome path together. thanks also for skipping sideways with me occasionaly too...

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My Blog

Come Together.....over me

Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowlyHe got joo-joo eyeball he one holy rollerHe got hair down to his kneeGot to be a joker he just do what he pleaseHe wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam foot...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:48:00 GMT

Man in Black

Well, you wonder why I always dress in black, Why you never see bright colors on my back, And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone. Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on. I...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:18:00 GMT

little boxes

..> 1. Little boxes on the hillside,Little boxes made of ticky-tacky,Little boxes, little boxes,Little boxes, all the same.There's a green one and a pink oneAnd a blue one and a yellow oneAnd they'r...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:07:00 GMT

Australiana - Austen Fucking Tayshus

  Sittin' at home last Sunday mornin' me mate Boomerrang Said he was havin' a few people around for a barbie, Said he might Kookaburra or two. I said, 'Sounds great, will Wallaby the...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:46:00 GMT

mums fairy penguin story

This morning, looking over the edge of the pool, we spied a fairy penguin struggling through the waves between the rocks trying to get up on to the sand.  He finally got to the sand and found his...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:18:00 GMT

turn turn turn

We sang this song at Granny & Bumps' funeral and i can't read the words or hear the song without tears swelling in my eyes. I love you both and miss you. Words-adapted from the bible, book of eccl...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:23:00 GMT

Chelsea Morgen for Kalinya

Wachte auf, war es ein chelsea Morgen und die erste Sache, die ich hörteWar ein Lied außerhalb meines Fensters, und der Verkehr schrieb die WörterEr kam oben ein-reeling wie Weihnachtsglocken, und wie...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:29:00 GMT

the humour of Steven Wright

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates....
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:00 GMT

Mr Brown

Thanks to the Happy Sufferer from Sydney's best reggae band King Tide one of my favourite songs had the crowd skanking as my birthday rang in. As it struck midnight they played Mr Brown on request for...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 20:20:00 GMT

Willie Nelson, you're a champ mate

you rock Willie Nelson!!   Blue skies smilin' at meNothin' but blue skies do I seeBluebirds singin' a songNothin' but bluebirds all day longNever saw the sun shinin' so brightNever saw things goi...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:37:00 GMT