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Jarett

I'm allergic to oxymorons

About Me

Succinct. For "verbose Jarett", please see: http://jarettsramble.blogspot.com/

My Interests

Everything but country music and clowns......but oddly I love rodeo clowns! What are the chances????

I'd like to meet:

I'll tell you whom I WOULDN'T like to meet: Killer clowns, satanic clowns, colossal clowns, regular clowns, medium clowns, extra-large clowns or Constantine Maroulis

Jarett's Friends
I have this many friends.

Alleysone

Caitlin

Cali

Haverly

Jody

Pam

Jaime

Dodai

Cameron

Brad

J. Go

Brian

Kevin

Smallerina

Heather

Aleeeeeex

View All of My Friends

Music:

Snow Patrol, Ray LaMontagne, Gnarls Barkley, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Keane, The Killers, Mika, Amy Winehouse, Maroon 5, Journey (you know you love it), Sia "Breathe Me", Coldplay, Jem, Audioslave, some James Blunt, O.A.R, Bill Withers, Bloc Party and Kelly Clarkson--i have no shame about it.....any more

Movies:

Is all of them an acceptable answer?

Television:

Lost, Heroes,Veronica Mars, Battlestar Galactica, 24, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Rome, Arrested Development (tear), Extras, The Office (US & UK), Alias (seasons 1,2 & 5) How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Law & Order: SVU, basically you'd be hard pressed to find many shows I don't like/already watch....it's boring, but it's my life

Books:

I bow down before Augusten Burroughs, David Eggers, Chuck Klosterman and any other author who can make childhood pain so delightfully amusing

Heroes:

David Fincher, Andrew Kevin Walker, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkerton, Christopher Nolan, Wes Craven, J.J. Abrams, Rob Thomas (not the dude from Matchbox 20), Joss Whedon, Christopher Guest, Ron Burgundy, Corky St. Clair, Parker Posey, Pheobe Cates, Jack Bauer, The Reno 911 officers, Ehren Kruger and all the heroic survivors of flight 815

My Blog

MY NEW BLOG

So, I am going to try and post all my thoughts on a different blog site--so check it out if you're interested:http://jarettsramble.blogspot.com/
Posted by Jarett on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:17:00 PST

I can dere-lict my own balls

Brilliant Portuguese designer, Dino Alves, premiered his new fashion line this week and it seems that mr. man has taken his inspiration from a very familiar and beloved American movie.....thoughts an...
Posted by Jarett on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:26:00 PST

The Best Thing that has ever happened

My Friend Haverly, see, this is her: Has created the world's best blog, about the world's best Shoshone west of the Mississippi-- do yourself a favor and check out the best blog created by humans!...
Posted by Jarett on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:23:00 PST

To gay or not to gay, that is the question

Fairchild's DNR magazine recently published a study of which magazines have the highest gay readership and which have the highest straight readership. Now, I'm not judging but if you ask me, i'd rath...
Posted by Jarett on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:47:00 PST

2005's Best & Worst

Every self-indulgent blogger is required (by him or herself) to post a year-end recap of what they feel were the highlights and low-points of the past year--and without further ado, here I go! 10 B...
Posted by Jarett on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:56:00 PST

Santa's got a gun

In this yuletide season I am reminded of all the things Santa brings us: love, peace and presents. But lately it seems that he has been hitting the hooch a little too much as evidenced this past Satu...
Posted by Jarett on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 08:00:00 PST

B.I.J.

I know, i know--two posts in one day, not that anyone reads this, but I will continue to talk to this non-existent audience like you're really there. B.I.J=Bad Idea Jeans Prime example: Me, toda...
Posted by Jarett on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:15:00 PST

Preemptive Strike!

First, congrats to Ben & Jen: Part Deux on the baby girl, I'm sure she has a forehead like the Great Wall of China with you two as her parents, but that's neither here nor there. The reason I am writ...
Posted by Jarett on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:22:00 PST

37 is the loneliest number

Well, now it seems 63 percent of the population knows what I have known for years: George Bush is a terrible president!!!! http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news pid=10000087&sid=anbMHAfJN5jM&refer=to...
Posted by Jarett on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:45:00 PST

I'm a Survivor!

So tomorrow officially marks the day when my life could change in a million ways; 1) I could become besties with Dalton Ross in Panama 2) I could be found so appealing by the producers of Survivor tha...
Posted by Jarett on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:01:00 PST