The Norwegian

Well what can I say? I am a secret agent, and I definately prefer it shaken, not stirred. I am a Ninja... enough said. I am a self-proclaimed millionaire, and have successfully developed cold fusion, but find it interesting to see how much gas prices will go up, so I have not shared it with anyone. Instead of a dog, I have trained my cat to guard the house, and can command him to shit on your bed if you disturb me. I am superman. I am good friends with Jesus, and I school him in basketball every so often.