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Donna

I'll Take The Physical Challenge.....

About Me

My colors are blush and bashful..................................................... .....................................................Trent: "Mike I'm telling you your money. You're so fuckin' money alright and I want you to go over to that girl and get those digits." Sue: "You're money." Trent: "Come here a second listen. Now lookit... When you go up to talk to her man, I don't want you be the guy in the PG13 movie everybody's really hopping makes it happen ....I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy your not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from alright. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man"........................................................ ...................................................Peter: "I'd say in a given week, I probably do about 15 minutes of real, actual work." ............................................................ ......................Spanish (Rick Gonzalez): "Come hit this right here! You need to hit this!" Frank: "No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow, but but you guys have a great time." Spanish: "Big day, doing what?" Frank: "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little saturday, we're um, we're gonna go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed Bath And Beyond, I don't know. I Don't know if we'll have enough time." Kids: "(Laughing)" Frank: "Ok, you know what, you know what, gimmie that thing. I'll do one, I'll do one!" ............................................................ ..........................Mr. Jones: Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open a window." ..........................................................Mr . Jones: I grab a dog....and I choke him! And I kick the shit out him, and all day long, my foot up a dog's ass. Bang! Bang! Bang! up his ass! That's my pleasure." Get your own free cool template at http://www.myspacetotal.com/

My Interests

I wanna girl with extentions in her hair and bamboo earring at least two pair.

I'd like to meet:

Chevy Chase so he can perform Aunt Edna's eulogy from "National Lampoon's Vacation".George Eads from CSI so he can tell me all about his days on "Savannah".Someone that doesn't piss me off on a daily basis.
You Are 40% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

Music:


All About Me...
Full Name Donna Marie Laning
Birthday/Age 29 for the second time
Birthplace Voorhees, NJ
Hometown Tabernacle, NJ...If you ain't never been to the ghetto
Current Location Glassboro, NJ...Don't ever come to the ghetto
Eye Color blue....'Cause you wouldn't understand the ghetto
Hair Color real, Untouched Blonde...So stay the f*** out of the ghetto
Weight 100 lbs less than I used to be..average 140-150
Height 5 feet and 3 inches of PURE CUTENESS
Righty or Lefty Righty
Nickname(s) None...nicknames are stupid
Favorites...
Color Blue
Sport Does sleepin count?
Food Yes please.
Drink Johnson's Diet Cream Soda
Place My bed
Hobby Sleeping
Song Vanilla Ice Cream or Beelz by Stephen Lynch
Band NIN
Class or Subject I have no class.
Month Februrary because it's my birthday and Valentines Day. Needless to say, Jason gets screwed in this deal.
Day of The Week My least favorite is FRIDAY
Ex-Boyfriend 's are just that....
Do You...
Smoke No, I stink at it
Drink Not anymore
Do other drugs Smoked pot ONCE and almost threw up. Never again.
Swear like a truck driver. Since I don't smoke or drink and I am way too lazy for physical activity then the F word works quite fine.
Sing Yup
Want to go to College Been there, Done that, would LOVE to go back.
Want to get Married Been there and still there.
Want Kids any freaking day now..
Play an Instrument Trumpet and bugle in a former life
Watch Tv yes, too much probably
Play Sports Yeah, sure...ok
In The Past Month Have You...
Been Drunk Nope
Been Dumped Nope
Gone on a date Nope
Gone skinny dipping Nope
Been to the mall Nope
Been out of state Everyday..I work in Philly
Been on drugs Yes happy pills
Have You Ever...
Been in LOVE Still am.
Been Married/Divorced Yup
Been Drunk Yup
Been Beaten Up Yup
Been Called a "Tease" Yup and the young man paid dearly.
Left the country Yup Poland, Germany, Austria, Canada, France, Carribean
Been in Jail or Arrested Nope but been cuffed...
Been Stalked Nope
Had A Broken Heart Hasn't everyone by this point
Had a kid Nope but dated a few....
Other random facts...
Do you shower daily? Yup
What Perfume do you wear?
Shoes or Sandals? Depends on the outfit
On Your Pizza Mushrooms and Pineapple
Where you wanna go on you Honeymoon? Went to Jamaica
Best physical feature My eyes
Something most people don't know about you? I have always wanted to write a book
Your bedtime? 9-9:30. I party like a geriatic ward patient
Best Friend(s) Jason, Cris & Amy
Longest relationship Jason 15 years of friendship about 3 years of marriage
First Kiss The one I am thinking of I am not sure if it really counts, I got embarrassed and really screwed it up.
Snow or Rain? Rain. I love a good thunderstorm
Piercings? Ears
Tattoos? Too much of a wuss
CD's Owned? Way too many
Biggest Mistake Made My choice of college and major
In a Boy/Girl...
Eye Color dark
Hair Color dark
Hair Length short buzz cut
Height built but no too meaty
Weight no too meaty but not 100 lbs. dripping wet
Qualities Looked For He has to love me for me and not anything else
First Noticed eyes
Style s HIS OWN...no one elses. I don't care about clothes on guy. He just has to look like the cares but not too much. Does that make sense?
Commitment or Fling Commitment..I have seen what flings do to my friends. Plus my heart is too big to let ANYTHING slide.
Idea of a perfect date The perfect date really depends on the person, and what you make of a situation.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Movies:

National Lampoons anything.Anything where Hannibal Lector is a main character.Meatballs, Office Space, Friday
Free/Animated/Myspace Cursors

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Television:

CSI, Cheaters, Desperate Housewives, Entourage, Bones, Criminal Minds, and last but not least....I am waiting for another season of Paradise Hotel.

Books:

Arthur Golden's "Memoirs of a Geisha", LM Montgomery "Anne Series" and Judy Blume Old and New Stuff... I am 19% White Trash.
.. I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom

Heroes:

My Dad and My Hubby!
Your Pimp Name Is...
Daisy Money What's Your Pimp Name?I don't have a problem with authority....I have a problem with people telling me what to do.

My Blog

I am fine!!!!!! (Seriously)

To those I haven't spoke with...I am alive and fine. Thanks for inquiring. No new news or anything I am just rarely on anymore.
Posted by Donna on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:38:00 PST

MY Favorite movie quotes.

(In no particular order) 1. "Atreyu, say my name!" 2. "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" 3. "John-neh!" Dirty Dancing 4. "Barney, you look Ba-uteeful!" My Blue Heaven 5. "You blow it tonight, girl, and ...
Posted by Donna on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:43:00 PST

Whooo Hoooo

Went to NYC on a bachelorette party!!! What happens in Manhattan stays in Manhattan but I seriously had the best time. In a limo crusing around Times Square was priceless and the bride looked lik...
Posted by Donna on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:00:00 PST

Preston & Steve Visit

It was freakin OFFICE. If you don't listen to the show you won't get that reference. Preston looks awesome. I feel inspired to go on LA Weight loss but then we left the studio and went to lunch and th...
Posted by Donna on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:34:00 PST

Angel Bridal

Now I love my friends BUT I am so sick of this wedding sh*t. Now anyone that knows me, knows that I am an 80 year old in a 30 year old body. In bed by 9, big night out is Bingo...you get my point. Wit...
Posted by Donna on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:50:00 PST

Big Winnahhhh!!!!

For those of you who listen to Preston & Steve, Jason won their My Space contest and will be hanging out in studio one morning.  I will keep you posted!!!
Posted by Donna on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:59:00 PST

As the world turns

Hi kids, Work is going well for me. As for Jason we are praying that some interview calls come in this week seeing as a slew of application deadlines were June 1. If any one in Jersey knows of any ele...
Posted by Donna on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:42:00 PST

Vegas Vacation

A number of you have asked about my exploits in Vegas. We had a blast. Even if you don't gamble this place is awesome and you have to go. This was our second time out there and we did a lot of things ...
Posted by Donna on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 05:19:00 PST

Ok So Happy Birthday To Me...

So for the past couple days I have been busting Jay's chops about what he was planning for my birthday. Well I got my present. He is taking me out to Vegas. Now since I am into CSI and missed a TON th...
Posted by Donna on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 11:28:00 PST

Failing Enterprise....

WWW.FailingEnterprise.com   If you know anyone who works for Enterprise Rent-A-Car or is thinking of working for this cult, please direct them to this site.    ...
Posted by Donna on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 03:39:00 PST