well.. i live in the forest of horsmonden, i have 3 children, osker, sinead, and gary.
we all love the banjo and bagpipes.
sometimes we eat leaves, buttons and ashtrays.
we love giraffes, dolphins and parrots.
we kiss cd's especially one with herbie hancock on.
we like picture frames.
i also have a piece of live bamboo, that has many roots and leaves, his name is alan.
i like the smell of grass, and rain in the summertime.
we all smoke crack.
we listen to the jam rag.
we look humble when we listen to blues.
i love beer, and am happiest when drunk, and as far from reality as possible.
who stole my brandy?
