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King of the Garden Gnomes

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About Me

I'm not much of a people person and am very difficult. Don't like it-tough! I like music, cars, and motorcycles. Video games too. And i'm single for a reason so stop bugging me about that!

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Patrick --
[noun]:

A perma-orgasm

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

NO ONE!!!!! everyone in this world pisses me off right now so i'm not talking to most people anymore. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ME GET THE HINT! I'm sick of the drama. And if you are friends with me learn to have a damn sense of humor. It's pretty fun when you're dishing it out but you better learn to be able to take it too. otherwise don't be around me.

What Is Your Battle Cry?


R unning amidst the terrain, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Patrick! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to pulverize you until the laws of physics are violated!!"


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My Blog

make like a condom....

...and roll on. why is it that people think that they can mess with you, they get offended and pissed off when you give it back? you know what, that's fine. get mad, don't talk to me. all because of a...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 01:50:00 GMT

life update(if you can call it a life)

ok so here's an update for those of you who seem to think you need one. my band broke up and no i'm not in another one. nor do i think i'm going to get into another one anytime soon, even though i've ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:29:00 GMT

apparently i need to give some info

to everyone who's been trying to contact me... i'm working three jobs now. i haven't had much time to do anything lately. nothin personal but if you haven't heard from me it's cuz i've been working. n...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:50:00 GMT

I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!

ok so i've been in colorado springs since wednesday. i wasn't supposed to be back til late tuesday. but i kicked ass and worked extra long hours just so i could get outta there. it's not that i don't ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:35:00 GMT

rage

today i felt the beast inside stir again how many years has it been silent? i have forgotten i thought it had finally died not being fed and ignored but it was only sleeping and now it's coming back a...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:17:00 GMT

losing it

i've been spending too much time inside my head lately. i used to be more a peace than this. i enjoy my solitude but latley i've been pretty lonely. and i still don't want anyone around, if that makes...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:50:00 GMT

fuck it

i'm done dealing with everyone. i get blamed for something i wasn't there for nor did i do but i'm a piece of shit and worthless and no good. well, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!! get bent don't fuckin call me...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:32:00 GMT

to everyone

my girlfriend and i broke up tonight. i would just like to thank everyone who talked shit and kick started the end of it all. none of you know anything about what goes on in my life so stop talking li...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:00:00 GMT

we’ve had a setback

ok so we get to the recording studio tonight and find out that all of the tracks we've recorded so far are gone. completely erased from the drives on the computer. so now we have to start all over on ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:32:00 GMT

Snowed In is in the studio!

Yeah it's been awhile since I posted a blog but i've been working a lot and we've been working on recording our first album. We'll let you guys all know when we get it finished. talk to you guys later...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:15:00 GMT