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Sherri

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.

About Me

Hello everyone!!Want to know a little bit about me? OK here goes...I am a mother of 3 curtain climbers who likes to go camping ,fishing and 4wheelin.I am 6'1" amazonwoman with grey skyblue eyes.I'm rude and crude,if I burp don't expect an excuse me,I love icecream,dark sexy men and Jack Daniels(not necessarilly in that order).My days of driving around aimlessy starin at the crack in my windshield on an empty tank and hangin with my drunkin hos and sluts are over.I'm gettin to old for that shit! I want kinky fantasy in my life now. I am very well mechanically inclined,I love to get greasy under the hood of a Chevy truck or a sportscar,makes me fuckin wet just thinking about it!Everything I have I own...my house,my truck and my kids.Im a sucker for ROMANCE(that's the word!!)I am Norwegian,Sweden,Irish,Southern Band Cherokee,and Choctaw Indian,what can I say,Im a Mutt.I have 2 tounge peircings and a few tats,yes I have many scars on the inside as well as the outside,I have many flaws but no one is perfect in my eyes,its those flaws that make you a beautiful person.Remember people we are not a finished product yet! I speak and write spanish to a certain degree and I have to say Im proud of it.I spend a majority of my time watching bondage,midget and clown porn.I have been told I am to honest and a wonderful woman in everyway.I make a great friend but even a worse enemy.The essential sadness is to go through life without loving, but it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those that you love, that you loved them.
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My Interests

I am not a picky woman,I'm open to all experiences.All over oil massages,love to be pampered by my man.Lunchtime crazy sex and Taco Bell.I like to pick the burnt chips from the bag and lick the popcorn bowl.I like salad with to much ranch and bacon bits,the basics of life,shit,food and sex!!Do you leak any fluids, do you have any bumps on your rear, do you have any unpleasant odors? Then I'm not interested.Most interest right now are www.wiredpussy.com & www.kink.com & www.dansmovies.com & www.hogtied.com go check them out! Sexual fantasies are the spice of life!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet down to earth real freaks without the drama please,people need to be themselves and stop pretending to be everyone else,for gods sake fart or pussy fart on someone once in a while!! I would also like to meet guys that can't dance, Guys who used to be sexy, but now have no teeth, due to heavy Meth use. I would like to meet anyone that has said "I think I have Major Fuckin Mental Issues" Anyone who has been unemployed for more than three years. Anyone who works at the DMV, actually, could you people do us all a favor and quit that job, and take your ass back to the fuckin group home you walked away from!! People with really bad lives...that way I can feel a lot better about myself. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

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Television:

Mind of Mencias,Foster's home of Imaginary friends,Mad TV,Family Guy,Drawn Together,Flavor of Love 1&2,CSI Crime,Nip/Tuck,Sapranos,Deadwood,I watch a little of everything,except the news,I hate the fucking media,like our lives aren't corrupt enough!!

My Blog

One of my worst accidents

Well I was with some friends up in the mountains of Leavenworth Washington it was called Icicle River Rd. very curvey mountain road.Well there were 3 of us in the cab,and 2 in the back of a white Niss...
Posted by AMAZONWOMAN on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:27:00 PST

The Concept of Love and Life

I have been thinking for some time now that I would be able to get my priorities straight in life and have been struggling through hard times with children and work.I have felt so lonely at times...
Posted by AMAZONWOMAN on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:59:00 PST

THE INVENTION OF SEX...

Sex was invented by Thomas Alva Edison on July 16, 1876. At the time, Edison had been working to develop "entertainment devices" for the masses-and during the previous months he had invented the whoop...
Posted by AMAZONWOMAN on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:59:00 PST

THE SOAP

There are many, many testimonials to The Soaps Powaaah, so I will not list them here. I bought it a few weeks ago. It has been really amazing, pricey at $37 a bar, but totally worth it, in my opinion...
Posted by AMAZONWOMAN on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:46:00 PST

EX SEX

EX SEX Why is it so easy to slip back in the sack with your ex? And why is it so horrible the day after? Here we examine some of the pros and cons of shagging after the breakup. Pros It's great sex! H...
Posted by AMAZONWOMAN on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:24:00 PST

THE FINE ART OF HAIR REMOVAL

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal: the epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now ... the wax. Let me tell you about my night. It began as any other n...
Posted by AMAZONWOMAN on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:43:00 PST