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XXBertXX

AND THEN HE SAID 'FUCK OFF'

About Me


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I'm BERT!
i'm 17.
5ft 4.
live in St.Albans.
I recently went on a magical voyage to Belize. there i discovered more than the dangerous jungle and the terrifying wildlife, I MET THE BEST MTHA F**KING PPL EVER and the best bit is, they all go to my school, Sandringham! !
HA! check out the pics of the Belize crew.
ZAK MAKES MY LITTLE WORLD ROCK
ZAK AND BERT = GoooOOoOOOOoOoD seriously don't mess with him, he'll fucking call you all sorts of things like 'BITCH HEAD' for example. well done. good times.
THRAALEEEEEEEEEE! she is my BEST MATE. i like sometimes have to pay her.
And then there was READING! OOH OOOOOOh oooooooooooh that fantastical weekend
Marc's mum (best official fuk.ever)
i love you fifi, during sex i did a little wee wee, but you don't care, blond pubic hair, oh do me now fit fifi!
zak did it.... OUPS
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My Interests

LOOKING IN THE MIRROR

Marc's mum's vagina

I'd like to meet:

my stalker

oh and marc's mum

Music:

In love with kooks, muse ,Coldplay, Lost profits, my chemical romance, counting crows(will actually make me cry),Athlete, Snow patrol,Bullet for my valentine, Jack Johnson(oh penny),Zak "Just shake that ass bitch,a nd let me see what ya got"

Movies:

The business, Just Friends, white chicks, Bring it on, Crule intensions!!!! Ice age, finding NEMO, London, Revolver! SAW, SAW2. Scary movie 3(only)Lyer Cake,

Television:

DRAWN TOGETHER, FAMILY GUY, FRIENDS and MTV(my super sweet sixteen) BIG BROOOOOOOO...i say no more

Books:

well i found the bibal quite a gooden... shame its written in german tho.

Heroes:

marc's mum