Strong bad, Fat guy from lost, Stewie, Trogdor, Bam, Batista, or the Tripple H and Dennis Quaid mix from "How to make a monster" because I am PFD, I hope someone else knows what I am talking about ofcourse no one does except for Evil Matt and B.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
90% of all statistics are made up
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. Since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.
I used to not own a car... I owned a helicopter... there was no where to park it, so I left it running and tied it to a lamp post.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.