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andrew warrior princess

you think if we hit her real hard with a stick, cheap candy would fall out?

About Me


"nothing great was ever accomplished through common sense. one must become insane and desperate."

hello, my name is andrew and i do lots of shit.
HEY FILMMAKERS + FILM FESTIVALS:
gOnZoRiFFiC now has its own page. if you wanna promote your stuff
or talk movies with me, visit myspace.com/gonzorifficfilms
watch our short films and trailers at YOUTUBE.COM
see my original photography at DEVIANT ART.COM
hear our podcast show at FREAK FORUM SOUTH
i write about independent films at GONZORIFFIC REVIEWS
+ PRETTY-SCARY.NET
i'm in a band called FEMALE TROUBLE
get f'd in the ear by my PERSONAL PLAY LIST

got a problem with feminism or gay rights? fuck you. hit back on your browser. this isn't somewhere you want to be. you may already be infected.

My Interests

i use writing, filmmaking, photography, music, visual art and performance to help break up the bullshit as much as i can. i'm talking about you.

I'd like to meet:

the feebles. "Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before
and my shoe is filling up with blood." gOnZoRiFFiC has 666 Friends. Spamela

Mitsu Bitchi

Monica Puller

Tiffapee

T.E.R.E.S.A.

Arinn Dembo

Dan

Henrique Couto

Debbie Rochon

Kristy Langford

AmanDUH

Kaoss Ann Disorda

Christina

Jacki Spunk

Dayna

Hannah

Malik Muhammed

Cricket

gOnZoRiFFiCâ„¢

Freak South

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs." - Salvador Dali

Music:



Movies:



Television:


You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test

You Are Big Bird
Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around.

You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.

You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.

How you live your life: Joyfully. "O.G. - Original Gangsta." The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Books:

shock value, rebel without a crew, the thief of always, psychotronic video guide, how to talk dirty and influence people

Heroes:

chuck d, arinn dembo, jim henson, linnea quigley, stacie ponder, debbie rochon, jewel shepard and john waters

My Blog

39 CENT

just released today - the ELLA FITZGERALD stamp:...
Posted by andrew on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:21:00 PST

Van Smith (1945 - 2006)

this was originally published in the baltimore sun on 12/7 but i just recently became aware of it. in his book SHOCK VALUE, john waters refers to van smith as "the ugly expert", and smith remained fro...
Posted by andrew on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:57:00 PST

my top 12 films of 2006

every year it's the same story. i can't pick just 10 movies i liked the most, but then again 20 is too many. so here's my 12 favorites of 2006, in no particular order except SLITHER, far and away the ...
Posted by andrew on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST

where's gOnZoRiFFiC?

gonzoriffic came to myspace last year when monica discovered it and created a profile for purposes of networking. i created a profile soon after, and via this site we have indeed hooked up with some g...
Posted by andrew on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:06:00 PST

one more of these, for now...

6 Iraqis Killed As GIs Fight InsurgentsBAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) _ U.S. soldiers fought with suspected insurgents using a building as a safe house in Ramadi on Tuesday, killing one Iraqi man and five females...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:06:00 PST

BABY ROSE shirts now available

now available in our cafepress.com store!click the image to get yours in time for xmas. if you buy one, send us a photo of you wearing the shirt and we'll send you a free DVD!...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:04:00 PST

TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY - ATLANTA!

the fine folks at the spring 4th center are hosting an evening of gonzoriffic films this coming tuesday at 8pm (see flyer below). we'll be showing several of our recent short movies including CANNIBAL...
Posted by andrew on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:50:00 PST

new DVD reviews

the gonzoriffic review blog has been updated with reviews for the following titles:RENEE BOND - CHIC '69FEAST (2006)WE DON'T DIE! WE MULTIPLY: THE ROBIN HARRIS STORYvinatge porn, gory dtv horror, and ...
Posted by andrew on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:40:00 PST

i'm tony jaa? QUAL?

You Are An INFJThe ProtectorYou live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is.You are an excelle...
Posted by andrew on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:45:00 PST

TWO IN THE PINK teaser trailer

check out the teaser for our upcoming movie TWO IN THE PINK - Click here to comment!editing is under way. limited-run DVDs will be available sometime before the end of the month....
Posted by andrew on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:28:00 PST