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Brian

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Yeah, I like meat. Sometimes too much for my own good. Ever looked at a Pepperami wrapper? They're 108% pork! I can respect that.

Amen make me pee myself... just a bit

Music:

The Epoxies, Queens of the Stone Age, NOFX, Bad Religion, Rammstein, Sonic Youth, The Soviettes, The Damned, New Model Army, The Atomic Bitchwax.

Movies:

Repo Man, This is Spinal Tap, Suburbia, Naked Gun movies, Fight Club

Television:

Family Guy, Californication, Simpsons, House, My Name is Earl, The Riches

Books:

Catch-22, Slaughterhouse Five, No Logo, The Men Who Stare At Goats, Chaos Theory, Fuzzy Logic, Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Scar Tissue (Anthony Keidis Bio), Tony and Me (by George Bush), Generation X

Heroes:

Henry Rollins, Al Jourgensen, Jello Biafra, Greg Graffin, The guy who runs the Jimmy Dean Sausage Factory, Ferdinand Porsche, George Galloway, Evil Gerald from the Bloodhound Gang, Kim Gordon/Thurston Moore

My Blog

Adrift in Screed

Friday I heard the word screed not once, but twice. Once in reference to some concrete paving, and second, describing a tirade or rant, such as I am wont to engage in from time to time. I have also di...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:57:00 PST

Losin it for fun and profit

Any good anger management coach will tell you, that when you begin to feel the demon of frustration tugging your rolled-up sleeve, you need to go to your "happy place". Okaaaayyyy.... I'm closing my e...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 23 May 2008 02:31:00 PST

Feed your iPot

I forgot -- Demander have made two new unreleased tracks available for download -- Books and Coulee. Be the first on yer block. http://www.myspace.com/demander Fanboy out....
Posted by Brian on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:21:00 PST

iPood

This week I had received an impromptu bonus from work -- a gift certificate at the local Apple store. Now, the bad part is I could have really used this if I had a Mac, but I don't. Although because o...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:07:00 PST

Random thoughts for the week

This week, I tried to explain Schroedinger's Cat to my coworkers, in the context of Schroedinbugs, or software bugs that appear only when they are observed. The males got it right away, but I had trou...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:24:00 PST

Economizing, part 666

Sometime this week, I'd picked up a paper and there were some tips for these lean times on saving some money and running a more efficient household, to wit: When your shower curtain gets mouldy, don't...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST

Let the bodies hit the door

Many years ago, I shared a General Purpose Shelter (a tent, basically) in Kuwait with one Airman Davis. Now, Airman Davis was a friggin psycho. He particularly went off when he heard Drowning Pool's L...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:18:00 PST

Economizing sucks!

What's that smell? Yeah, I know. What is it? You remember that rolled edge that keeps coming off the desk? Yeah. I decided to glue it back on. That smell is the glue. I have never been personally invo...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:37:00 PST

Covered in Simoniz

I keep getting offers from a local car dealer in the mail. Trade-ins, trade-ups, new models, etc. But I have a struggle at hand because even though my car is old and doesn't go like she...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:16:00 PST

Happy Easter!

We had a little surprise this Easter morning! I am loving the snownings...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:47:00 PST