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Big Poppa Paul

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

What up? I'm Paul. I am obnoxious, I am cocky, I'm intelligent and I'm pretty convinced that I am hot. I say whatever I want, regardless of whether it is politically correct. I'll tell it like it is and I'll tell you what I think and if I offend you in any way... fuck you, you don't need to be in my life. All that being said, I am actually a decent guy. So if you can handle these qualities, feel free to hit me up. I don't care if you think you're hot or not (I say "you think" because physical beauty, with a few exceptions, is subjective), 22 or 52, black, brown, yellow, red, white, green, purple, mauve, beige, or whatever. I don't care what your sexual orientation is. I don't care whether you're a slut, a pimp, a manwhore, a janitor or a politician. Unless of course you're Bush, George W. and his cronies can eat a bag of dicks and here in Canada, Stephen Harper can do the same. Speaking of dangerous minorities... I'm Persian, and no, I wasn't born with the name Paul. My given name is Pouya, and I have never given it up. However, you can imagine how traumatizing a name with "poo" in it can be to a child going to school in an English speaking country, hence the adoption of the name Paul.
I recently sold out and am now officially a corporate whore, I resisted as long as I could but when an opportunity came up that was just too tempting to pass up, I had to take it. On my weekends I choose to work in upscale nightclubs... many don't understand that, but I'm not gonna' explain it to you, it's just something I enjoy doing. Aside from that,I am well edumacated but I gave up the prospect of a good career in the field of Criminology, living in Miami and the love of my life to come back to Toronto to follow my dream of making it as an actor. So I work in a field that I enjoy (but it is by no means my passion), take classes, and basically try to beef up the acting skills while trying to break in. Did I do the right thing? Only time will tell.
Besides my aspirations, I'm not looking for anything other than fun in my life right now. I can't be responsible to anyone other than myself if I want to make my dreams come true and no one can (or should want to) change that.
It seems that subtlety does not work too well, so here it is for those that are slow on the uptake: I am here for fun and to explore. I am here to meet interesting and fascinating people. I am here to network. I'm here to look at pictures of beautiful people. I am NOT here to find a serious relationship. I don't have the time or the desire for that at this point in my life, my number one priority is ME and what I wish to achieve and there is no room for me to consider a second person in every decision I make. I will add you if you ask, I will respond to your emails, I'll post in your comment section, I will get to know you, I will joke with you, I will flirt with you, I will be your friend, however, if you're looking at me as a potential long-term relationship, you are wasting your time. Lastly, don't add me if you're NEVER going to say anything, what's the point?
Nobility. That is what the essence of 'human' is. This is what has been forgotten. The heart is such that it must be in pain, or it dies. It must be breaking in order to live and thrive. That is the essence of it all. The fundamental paradox.
The effects of psychoactive drugs on spiders. HILARIOUS!!! ..

My Interests

Bodybuilding, martial arts, movies, Famke Janssen (the hottest woman in Hollywood), the criminal mind, Famke Janssen, behavioural profiling, Famke Janssen, and Famke Janssen.

I'd like to meet:

I'm actually not here to meet anyone anymore, the only reason I keep my profile up is to keep in touch with some good people I've met here.
Myspace became garbage when it started allowing everyone to make their profiles private (where as before it was relegated to only those that were under 16). Now almost everyone I stumble across has a private profile. You people suck and you need to get over yourselves. You fail to understand that this is a social network, and social networks FAIL TO FUNCTION when everyone shuts their doors.
Anyways, as a result of this, I lost all interest in this network because I really can't go exploring profiles anymore.

Music:

- with all the formulaic garbage coming out in the past few years, these guys give me hope that good alt rock (or whatever you want to label it) doesn't have to be relegated to small indy labels with very little rotation.
Anthrax, DISTURBED, Transplants, Audioslave, Evanesence, Greenday, Rob Zombie, Linkin Park, Lords of Acid, Moby, NINE INCH NAILS, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Slipknot, Staind, Sum 41, Ministry, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, Disturbed, Depeche Mode, Godsmack, Fugazi, SNFU, The Sex Pistols, DEAD KENNEDYS, Skinny Puppy, Marilyn Manson, Sisters of Mercy, Korn, The Smiths, Violent Femmes, Pop Will Eat Itself, Radiohead, 3 Doors Down, TOOL, Weazer, Wumpscut, Peter Gabriel, Pantera, Nirvana
Jay-Z, Xzibit, Black Eyed Peas, Ludacris, Beastie Boys (before they got old and shitty), The Roots, NWA, Public Enemy, LIL JON, Busta, Cypress Hill, Eminem, Wyclef, Sean Paul
Chemical Brothers, Delirium, The Crystal Method, Prodigy
Beethoven, Mozart, Brahms, Isaac Albeniz

Movies:

GLADIATOR!!!! By far my favourite movie
V For Vendetta. Brilliant, even though it bashes you over the head with the message.
Crash - If you thought it was 'preachy' or over the top, you haven't experienced real racism.
The Matrix Trilogy
Donnie Darko
Requiem for a Dream
Braveheart
Highlander
The Boondock Saints
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
El Cid

Television:

The Shield, Heroes, The Sopranos, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Dexter, 24, Rome, Family Guy, South Park

My Blog

Here is a list of people I want to bitch slap really hard...

Paris Hilton.
Posted by Big Poppa Paul on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:59:00 PST

Quiz Results - Latest: What Vampire Are You?

..> ..> You scored as Blade. Thats right you are the booty kicking you cross me and I will stomp a mudhole in your butt type. Sexy and a great fighter with mad fighting skills ..> ..> Blade ..> ....
Posted by Big Poppa Paul on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST

TO ALL MY MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRYMEN: next time you're on a plane.

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you...1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.2. Remove your laptop.3. Boot it.4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen...
Posted by Big Poppa Paul on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

WOMEN OF MYSPACE.... LISTEN UP!

I am a watcher of people, I love observing human behaviour and because of this, I have become a pretty good judge of character over the years.  That also applies to cyberspace and,...
Posted by Big Poppa Paul on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

LETTER FROM A SOLDIER..... and a rant about the Bush Administration

I found this to be incredibly powerful, and though some will scoff and sputter and curse.  He fought for his country and he has the right to say WHATEVER he wants.  This letter is from veter...
Posted by Big Poppa Paul on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:12:00 PST

Wars are apparently a good excuse for racism.

I am getting sick and tired of people capitalizing on the situations in the ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Middle East to spread their skewed ideologies ...
Posted by Big Poppa Paul on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:19:00 PST

Chain Bulletins

Hey Fuckos listen up. The morons coming up with these stupid chain letters need to eat a bag of dicks and possibly get cancer. I have held off for so long but I can't take it anymore. What i...
Posted by Big Poppa Paul on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST

Preying on the lonely and desperate.

So here I am, I've had my profile up for two days and already someone is trying to scam me.  Let me explain.  I received an email from this bitch's profile  http://www.myspace.com/homey...
Posted by Big Poppa Paul on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 07:23:00 PST