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I can laugh for hours until I am blue in the face like it is nobody's business and I definently would not have it any other way!Super-goofy, equally dorky, confident, classy-chique, loving, down to earth yet unusually crrrazzzzzy Polish girl suits me well...My family, friends, and boyfriend are my breath of life and passion... Music, dance, and fashion have also captured my heart and held it captive...Half of my life was spent in Poland, and the other half in the states. That's right, 100% Polaca baby! I ventured off to explore the West Coast for my college years and graduated with a BA in Commuication Studies and a minor in Performing Arts and Social Justice from the University of San Francisco...Traveling is an immense part of my current lifestyle as I am a flight attendant/stewardess/sky hostess (the many many politically correct and not so politically correct terms for my profession)for a major U.S Airline.Although I absolutely adore traveling to fun places like London, Tokyo, Brazil, Paris, and Hawaii every weekend; my dream has always been to become a Music Television Correspondent. If God blesses me with this opportunity, I will accept it ecstatically with open arms and tears of joy streaming from my eyes...Hopefully the hard work, passion, and drive will steer me in the right direction.10 crazy/fun/unusual facts about me: 1. I have never been drunk 2. I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue 3. When I was a little girl I almost choked my brother with a car seat belt! I was such a bad little girl! (so don't even try it with me) 4. I laugh way way too too much...really 5. I have told a passenger on my airline that I was born a man becuase of his unnecessary vulgarness and disrespectful sexual innuendos towards me....It shut him up real quick! =0P 6. I am a good girl but I do have this thing about shocking people with my raunchy sense of humor...Especially my roomates, who unfortunently experience it on a daily basis... 7. Gross, TMI, Too bad: I have a farting problem, I can outfart you or your buddies any day, bring it on! But mine don't stink, really! 8. To freak my roomates out one night I decided to smear strawberries on a pad to make it look like real blood clots..Then I stuck it to the front door right by the door knob...Let's just say if you want to repel your roomates from entering the house, do just this... 9. One of the gifts given to me by my dad was a wooden man with a deatchable wooden penis, Don't ask! Apparently a gag/joke gift that my roomates seem to take a liking to... 10. I actually think it is the sweetest thing when my manly boyfriend dresses up in one of my dresses just to make me laugh, then complains how the dress will not fit him because I have (.) (.)'s How does that make sense??? But it's love baby! Crazy, weird but any man that is willing to make a complete fool out of himself for me, is such a keeper!