Parkerâ„¢

I'd like to meet:

Who I wanna
fuck !!

Well...besides all of those Hot Fuckers to the right...that's not an easy question to answer now is it!

I guess I'd like to meet someone who is mature, which doesn't mean he has to be old. Maturity comes in different forms; life experience, self-sufficiency and dependability. Since I'm not into the gay-scene at all, my ideal guy would also not be into bars or the party scene, so if that's your scene--we won't connect.

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A little bit
about me ...

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...Background...
What's your name?: Parker
Where are you from?: Toronto
How old are you?: ancient
Gender?: Man
Heritage/Race/Ethnicity?: French/Brit
Do you go to high school/college?: Done
Do you have a job?: Business Development Manager
Do you have a vehicle?: Yup
Are you Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transgendered?: Mo
Are you single/dating/in a relationship/rebounding?: Single
...Homo Stuff...
When did you realize you were queer?: At birth
When was your first crush on a member of the same sex?: I was 12, he was like 30
Are you out?: of course
What was that like?: Awesome
Do your family/friends treat you differently?: No
Have you ever been discriminated against because you're a homosexual?: not really
When was your first real gay relationship?: When i was 22
Ever been really, really in love?: I don't know
How do you feel about gay marriage?: Make it happen, change the name
Are you sick of kissing breeders' asses?? (for normalcy): people kiss my ASS
Do you think people "choose" to be gay, or that they're born this way?: Who wold choose to be gay? Of course born that way
Do you believe in the "gay gene"?: NO
How do you feel about gay bars?: Same old faces
How do you feel about queer movies/books?: I don't feel anything
How do you feel about "fag hags" or people like them?: Even fat chicks like to dance
Are you proud?: Yup
...Your favorite...
Foods?: Lobster
Books, authors?: TV Guide
Movies?: People Under The Stairs
Type of music?: 80's Chicago House
Bands?: DJ's
Musicians?: Madonna
Qualities in the same sex?: Honesty, Delicious
Sights?: Africa
Feelings?: Glorious
Smells?: Cinnamon
Sounds?: Crickets
Things to do in your free time?: XBox360
Drinks?: H2O
Quiet spot?: Wherever I can tune out the world
Night spot?: Back yard
Place to be kissed, touched..?: Everywhere
...Do you...
Like, or play sports?: Yep
Enjoy working out?: No, Im not a muscle queen
Play any instruments?: My organ
Sing (well) ?: Gawd No, Im tone deaf
Sing in the shower?: No
Prefer staying in or going out?: Home
Smoke?: Disgusting habit, yes
Care if people smoke when you don't?: no
Have tattoos?: Nada
Have piercings?: Nada
Honestly think a good personality, or good looks are more important?: =
Do anything creative?: Everyday
Have crazy ex's that are just insane?: Indeedy
Like to dance?: You betcha
Get goofy and romantic? Explain...: Ofersure
Have any crushes?: Indeedy
Have a particular type?: Tall, dark n hot
...What is...
Your biggest fear?: Bees
The most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?: Picked me up from the airport with flowers
The most romantic thing you've ever done for someone?: Bought him a diamond ring
Something that makes you smile?: Copious amounts of weed
Something that makes you laugh?: Two and a Half Men
The most important things to you?: Friends, Family, Career
Your biggest ambitions?: Rule the World
Your best qualities?: Honesty
Your worst qualities?: Demanding
Your biggest turn-ons?: Nipples
You biggest turn-offs?: Arrogance
The song that you relate the most to?: Jamiroquai-Love Foolosphy.
The best thing you've ever done?: Moved away from Montreal
The worst thing you've ever done?: Walked away from the love of my life
Wrong with America?: Everything

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I'm a LEO and
it's true what they say!

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Your loyalty is also another of your trademarks and you give as good, if not better, than you take. In friendship you give your all and expect the same in return. People know you as a genuine friend who is always ready to give a hand. It seems that even if you can’t help someone with their specific problem, you somehow still manage to exude a warm and reassuring vibration that makes them feel better for being with you.

The downside of Leo is a misplaced pride, a need to “one-up” others and this, in the less evolved Leo, is a warning that whatever pinnacle is reached in life may result in a fall. Humility ought to be cultivated at every step of your path. You will be recognised for your vibrant energy and self-motivated action. You don’t need to big-note yourself to others. People will instantly recognise your abilities and even look up to you. If this adulation begins to go to your head, you must listen to the cautionary advice of a good friend when s/he says, “Step down a notch or two, Leo!”

The creative and romantic Lion rules the Zodiac's House of Pleasure, insuring that any romp with this cat will include sensory as well as sensual delights. The playful Lion loves fun and is a supremely social animal. If Leos can act out their fantasies on a public (even private) stage, all the better, for those born under this sign truly believe they're the star. As befits the King/Queen of the Zodiac, Leos are leaders. Their powerful presence, as well as staying power, insures them success in their conquests. Romance is also a princely quality for the Lion, and those who ensnare this passionate animal may well be rewarded with a wonderful and inventive lover. Like the ruling Sun, which is at the center of the universe, Leos love to have the world revolve around them.

Romance Affairs of the heart will quickly take on a 'me first' quality with the Lion, since they truly believe they are the best and must come first. Leos love to feel good, as befits royalty, so they will respond exceptionally well to pampering and flourishes. While Leos love to be admired and adored, they can also take the lead in romance, since they believe their strength and power will win the day. When the Lion gets going, watch out! Passionate fireworks will fly, since these folks know how to turn on the charm, and the heat. Since all the world's a stage to the prancing, dancing Lion, fun, excitement and a little razzle-dazzle are all part of their repertoire. Leos are willing to gamble where romance and love are concerned, since losing is not in their vocabulary.
Relationships A relationship with the daring, yet devoted, Lion will rarely prove dull. This showy cat may need to be lavished with attention, but can also ravish a lover with riches in return. A slow, smoldering pas de deux, which leads to mutual bliss, is what the Lion would love from a partner. The fiery Lion requires a lover who can keep up with them and certainly one who can match wits. If not, the risk of boredom and flight is a big one, since Leo has very high expectations. A partner who can understand and indulge the Lion's need to be the center of attention will be a keeper for this regal cat. The ideal Leo soul mate understands the pleasure principle and will work hard to keep their mate satisfied.
Love The strength and amorous prowess that Leos possess makes them a natural leader in the dance of love. This cat may want to rule, but it also wants to be admired, which makes for a love filled with sexual tension. Even so, the Lion's generous and giving nature makes certain that a lover will feel special. The Lion may test a lover from time to time in their quest for answers about love: What is it really? How can I feel it the most? The one with the best answers to these questions will surely make this cat purr. Love is a most attractive state for Leos, since the pleasure, attraction and fun of the game are all qualities which make the Lion glow.
Sex As befits a Fire sign, there is a great physicality, white heat and ardor which emanates from the Lion -- in the right circumstances. The Lion wants action first and foremost, and if the moves are being made on them, all the better. When Leos are being made love to (slow, steady love), they are flattered into a state of ecstasy. This kind of approach will help create a Lion who is a very confident lover. Leos are utterly aroused when a partner revels in their beauty and aura and tells them how wonderful it is. As their gracious gift, the Lion will show their partner just how much that compliment meant! The Lion loves seduction and foreplay, and a well-placed mirror or two would be nice, too, since that flowing mane and cat-like quality are begging to be watched.
Needs What the King/Queen of the Jungle wants more than anything else is to be fawned over. Being a devoted sort, the Lion will return this gesture in kind, making a partner feel special, indeed. A lover with the right vibes, who comes bearing gifts, exudes class and remembers that it's nothing but the best for this stellar cat, is clever and wise. The one who can bring out the true Lion, which is often hiding behind the glare of white lights and preening to an adoring crowd, will do both of them a favor. In the end, Leo's lover must always remember who is number one, and act on this all the time.

The Leo lover is giving and devoted, and lives for the pleasures that life can bring. One of these is putting them squarely in the spotlight, where they believe they truly belong. Anyone willing to bask in the Lion's warm glow is in for a red-hot time!

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Message me your suggestions and cool words to add here!

Angry Dragon
most of the other definitions are close but not quite right. the real definition is: a dude is giving you head and when he goes to swallow your load you judo chop him in the throat making him choke on the cum and it shoots out his nose, also making him angry. the hit in the head definitions are confused with donkey punch and the punch in the stomach is from louisville slugger. the one where you shove your cock down his throat as you nut is the snowy or snow dragon which also shoots the nut out his nose. both really work if done right.
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Houdini
Named for the infamous magician, the houdini is a sexual act in which a dude fucks his partner from behind and prior to cumming he pulls his cock out and spits on his partners back to simulate cum. When his partner turns around he then blows his load into his partner's face.
"Damn, Jonny was so surprised when I busted a houdini last night."
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snowball
you guys got it all wrong. Snowballing is passing cum back and forth between two or more people's mouths. As it gets passed, the amount of saliva and cum gets larger and larger (or snowballs).
I blew a load in my fiance's mouth and then we snowballed with it.

No, I did not trust that stand at all.

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Felch
(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching
(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!
Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
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Cocksucker
General all-purpose all-american insult used to describe anyone except the person who actually sucks your cock.
Fuck off you worthless cocksucker!
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I'm not gay seat
The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

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Kelly's
shoes...lol!

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Crazy laffing
Asian gurls...ha ha

...always cheer me up

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