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Dominic

When I'm feeling blue I start breathing again.

About Me

Hey! I'm a fun guy, I like to giggle and dance, especially when no one's looking, but I'm always here for entertainment. I have a hypermobile thumb: I don't know what it's good for other than threats like, "Hey! How would you like a hypermobile thumb in your eye?!" So I've got that going for me. Come talk and such if you want a laugh, I'm sure to be good for that much. I fell in love with a baked potato... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Abraham Lincoln and ask him what he thought of the play.

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    There are six towns named Dominic in the United States.A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Dominic can not.You can tell if Dominic has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Dominic.Dominic can taste with his feet.Dominic became extinct in England in 1486.A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Dominic.The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Dominic Head!A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Dominic, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Dominic!
I am interested in - do tell me about

Books:

I'm illiterate, jerk-face!

Heroes:

I admire the man my father wants to be, I'm afraid of becoming the man he is.

My Blog

Zen Sayings

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty muchleave me alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with ...
Posted by Dominic on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

The Trouble with Swimming

The trouble with swimming fast is that when it's timed, and people know that you're capable of going fast, they expect you to go fast all the time. That becomes a problem when I've grown accustom...
Posted by Dominic on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:21:00 PST

The Lonesome/ Gregarious Cowboy

Let me tell the story that was told one time to me by people who had had it told to them, by their forefathers. And their foremothers. It was a little late person traveling troop of story telling par...
Posted by Dominic on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:19:00 PST

What the seasons change

I once new this man who was cursed from birthDestined to stagger through at life just to earn his worthIn one turn of the Earth this story takes its placeUpon the summer shores of nowhere, it's the pl...
Posted by Dominic on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST

The Future is here.

At Martin-Malloy, we're creating the future. Today. That's right. We're not just waiting for the future to drag its sorry ass into the present. We're creating it. Now. A future you won't believe. You'...
Posted by Dominic on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:37:00 PST

Martin-Mallow Pharmaseuticals

Imagine this as a commercial. Pure genius. [Jackhammer running in the background] Do you often wake up with a splitting headache? Stabbing pains that make your head feel like it's about to explode? A ...
Posted by Dominic on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:33:00 PST

Life is Good

Life is good. I love spring, even with the allergies and ultimately the bronchitis it brings. The weather has been so nice, I'm a little upset the oral surgeon said I'm not allowed to exersise, otherw...
Posted by Dominic on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:21:00 PST