I'm really amazing.
Nobody. Everyone else besides me is too lame.
Only the best. Music by Hadley Vargas.
Only the ones that I direct, produce, and star in. My talents are endless.
I'm way too intellectual for TV. Give me a good book. My autobiography, for example.
Hadley Vargas Volumes I through V- by Hadley Vargas
H to the V! Woot! Woot!