No one ever reads these things
Waste of time?
Nope
You may ask why I bother writing it..
I write it because it feels like
I'm learning about myself from a whole
different point of view.
.Thanks if you do read it.
Starters this is my personal profile.
Add my whoring profile if you wish:
.:Whoring Profile:.
I am all of these things rolled into a
package here to make you either happy or sad.
You want me in your life? Take it all. Accept it all.
Or Tell me to shut the fuck up
And we'll get along great.
I can be, +A Bitch +Annoying +Crazy +Stupid +Rude
+Loud +Impulsive +Vain +Angry +Sad +Jealous
+Happy +Passive +Boring +Nerdy +Positive +Depressed
+Clumsy +Lazy +Childish.
I swear Alot
I love my boyfriend.
I love my teddy bear {Bruce}.
I will Love you too if your nice.
I love being around people I love, If I'm not
with them.. I'd rather be alone.
We could be good friends if you'd just give me a
chance.
.:likes.dislikes:.
LIKES
+My Friends!+New people
+Painting+Drawing
+Affection+Love+Marriage
+Concerts+Make-up+Black clothes+Music
+Tight Jeans+Skulls
+Pain+Bondage+Death+Cemeteries
Computer+Sims+PS2
+Late nights+Sleeping in
+Thunder+Lightening+Rain+Snow+Hail
+Sex+Cold weather
DISLIKES
+Abuse+Fighting+Anger+Drugs
+The colour orange+Liquid paper
+Judgmental pigs+Sluts+Candy
+Arrogant behaviour+Shit Talkers +Sunshine+Heat+Fires
+Smoking+Labels+Bugs
Shane ♥
Shane when I sleep I dream of only you.
When I wake up I want you beside me...
I want to look at you and tell you how much i Love you.
I want to be the only hand you need to hold onto.
I don't want to fight with you anymore..
It's oh so very painful.
If I had the choice I'd be with you right now..
But things can't always be the way we
want.
I wish we could cuddle
every night
I would LOVE to marry you.
When I'm around you even when we fight
I can't help but think HOW MUCH I do need you in my life.
You make me feel Wanted and special
If anyone is reading this now...
Words such as these can't describe
How much.. ♥
I Love you so much sweetie. ♥
.-.The Most Important people In MY life.-.
Loves:
I look up to these people they mean more than ANY of you would. They are REAL life heroes to me♥
My Friends!
I love them
They love me for me
They give the best hugs
I will always love them with my whole heart
I hate fighting with them
Allyssa♥♥.
She is my Bffl
BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE.
I love her♥
She sometimes hacks into my myspace.=]
No-one can or will take her place.
She always helps me when life gets hard.
She knows what makes me smile.
She knows what makes me cry.
She knows makes me HAPPY.
I know we fight ALOT Ally but,
I do love you. I promise,
You will NOT be replaced.
It makes me sad to Think
that she Thinks I could replace her
when I know in my heart♥ I couldn't.
I LOVE YOU.
Shane♥♥
He is my Boyfriend,
& One of my best friends.
I love him. ALOT.
He makes me smile ALOTALOT. =)
I don't like it when
we fight. :( (I'm sorry)
He is having my babies.
=)
He has filled a GAP In my ♥,
He shows me love,
I want to show it back..
And I do try to..
I just have to be careful.
I don't want him to feel
That I don't love him
Cos I do.ily xox
♥
PumkinHead {Amber}
She is my lil' sister, She is wonderful
I love her soo much♥
I would be lost without her. She is cute and makes me laugh all the time. We fight like cat&dog but I Stilllove her.She is my Whole world Mwa I love you my baby Gurl.♥
The Best Male Friend I could have.
=)
Colin♥♥
He is a good friend
He treats me with respect.
He is cute.
And Caring.
He makes corny jokes
and NEVER stops making me
LAUGH OUT LOUD at them
Friends forever Colin♥
You have stopped me every time
For that I Thank you sweetie♥
♥
I found who can go here
Amy♥♥
I haven't known amy for long..
But already she is a beautiful person
Me and her should hang out sometime
I loves you♥
My mummy♥
I love you mum. You are my EVERYTHING and ANYTHING
I could have asked for in a mum. Thank you for Always being there for me, especially During my hard times, I am so LUCKY to have you. I am sorry for being a shit head of a child in my life time. I LOVE YOU♥
Tyler♥
He is the Nicest&Most Understanding guy in the whole world, He is a lot of fun, and makes me smile,
when ever I'm sad he makes me Laugh. He will always be one of my Bffl's ♥ Cause he accepts me for me,
And I accept him for him.You're A truly beautiful person sweetie.ILOVEYOU♥
♥
Last but Not least
Sophie♥
This lil' girl is AMAZING
She has gone through so much
and is a Miracle child to still be alive.
She inspires me to keep going♥ ily xox
!Funny!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Fridays And help me to remember.... When im having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!! Amen
Favourite blonde Jokes
#1. A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds."Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor."No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
#2. There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
I'm weird?
YES!
And I Love it.. So embrace your total dork.. life's to short to be cool.