Christopher Pond

I started playing when i was -2. I'd hum melodies in the womb, mainly tonic notes and triads, but once and a while my Mom would hear lush ninth arpeggios and half diminished sevenths. This startled the doctor. He contacted record companies who in turn would record these (sessions) and put them on the fm radio. After going double platinum, my little fetus was creating quite a rucus amongst accomplished stars such as Michael Jackson and Tina Turner. Then, the unthinkable happened, I was born. All the talent I had accumulated had spilled out like freshly cut ambilical cord. And thus, the downlfall and eventually permanent demise of Christopher Pond.