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"...The Closet Fairies, who aren't really worth mentioning, unless you like shitty pop-punk. I personally wanted to put a power-drill through my temple when I encountered their myspace. Think Mission of Burma meets the Full House theme song."

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Member Since: 05/02/2007
Influences: Harold and Maude
Sounds Like: John Stossel interviewing gay soldiers on ABC. - Democratic ... ... foreigncorrespondent, Apr-16-05 01:31 AM. They're not really closet-fairies. They're guys who want to be in the hetero club, but drink beer to dull the anxiety caused by their Super Homo Gay Muslims, so what? They chose to be one, and they should be damn proud to stand out and be counted. All you closet fairies can now come out and be free.
Record Label: Sire
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

More Blasphemy via Razorcake!

From Razorcake:"Closet Fatties: Ghetto Girls 7"The first two tracks on this 7" remind me of the catch your breath moments in Scared of Chaka albums...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:46:00 GMT

New Rediculous MRR Review of our 7"

Three Tunes, the first two sounding like a punk take on BIG STAR. I love punk and I love BIG STAR so this totally works for me. The last track is a brief little excursion into garage hardcore. I love ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:56:00 GMT

Hott new review from Pocker Full Of Chump Change

Yo Mike at Pocket Full of Chump Change reviewed our hit singlee:Fun record by The Closet Fairies. Sounds a lot like Scared of Chaka enjoying a tender moment with FYP. (You know what I'm talking about:...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:20:00 GMT