East Valley Man Dance Crew

The East Valley Man Dance Crew is the brainchild of Forrest and Sean. Before employing our services, ask yourself these three important questions:
1. Are you a local band with shitty friends who are too white to dance?
2. Do you wish that your shows were more akin to an Earth, Wind & Fire gig?
3. Do you think that people who don't dance are pussies?
If you answered yes to any of these, my friend...
You've come to the right place.
If you wish to book the EVMDC for an event, please note the following requirements:
1. All members MUST be on the guest list. We don't pay to dance, bitch.
2. You must provide one (1) large pitcher of beer (domestics are acceptable) per two (2) Man Dancers dispatched to your show.
3. If we are threatened with violence by people who are retarded and scared to dance (which happens quite often), your band must request that they be removed from the premises, or we will cut out their fucking throats.
Thanks, we look forward to dancing for you. All e-mails should be sent directly to the Man Dance MySpace page with the subject line reading:
ATTN: Serena