Introducing.. |
My new puppy, Bentley. That's Sir Bentley Windchester to you.(Or as Chris likes to call him, Cute-a-Saurus Rex.)
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:31:00 GMT |
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there are many fish in the sea, but my line just broke.this is the worst feeling in the world.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:00:00 GMT |
dirty sexual affairs. |
oh, get over yourselves.i lost at jeopardy today, there is no such thing as second place as far as mr. trebek is concerned. just sweet humiliating failure.i want to go on vacation. i'm supposed to go ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:58:00 GMT |
on the fucking boring wagon. |
(i quit drinking for a month.)
i am part german, part english, part irish and i hail from the north pole. liquor has run though my veins since birth.
i have failed everyone who has come before me.(tho...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:56:00 GMT |
addiction, sweet addiction. |
oh, you thought this was going to be good, didn't you?suckas.
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? well, well. the sweetness of marisa. i was named after some italian broad who my mom thought was pretty in...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:38:00 GMT |
straight from santa's technology workshop. |
dear santa,thank you very much for my new mp3 phone and digital camera, i love them. just one quick question, besides the warrenty, did they also come with a little magic to protect them from me? real...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:49:00 GMT |
this will make my poppa smile. |
tony, my poppa, and co. build this shit every year, watch yourselves.even if you are not in santaland, also known as yellowknife, northwest territories, you too can go here and cry yourselves to sleep...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:06:00 GMT |
to my hero, jessica mitchell. |
i think you are fun, even though you are not jesus.can you turn water into wine? I CAN!(somebody give me fifteeen bucks.)thank you for my nice birthday present yesterday, jesus impersonator jessica. (...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:35:00 GMT |
dream destroyer! |
dear santa claus,thank you very much for all the nice presents you got me this year, but what about the pony i asked for since i was yay-high? love always, marisa.ps. i hope you liked your milk and co...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 13:49:00 GMT |
halloween suck. |
i am sick and i might die.(at least that's how i feel right now)
peg bundy, you must wait until next year to be disgustingly fabulous.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:25:00 GMT |
