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Marz

Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, whose sounds caress my ear

About Me

..Tell us everything.
Everything???
Everything!!
Everything. Okay, I'll talk.
In third grade I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupe and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. Then my mom sent me to...to a summer camp for fat kids. And then it was third lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise. Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, th-then then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
So umm.. yeah.
I like to simplify my life.
For right now, here's a link to all you need to know about me.
Beyond that, ask me questions. And yes, I guess I'll do the online chat thing, since this is a friggin' myspace page and all. AIM Marz1376.

My Interests

I'm interested in learning about interests that I'm not currently interested in.

I'd like to meet:


Anyone who has a PEZ tattoo.

Or a Mullet.

Ouch! Ass cheek sunburns must suck.
But wow, what a fantastic mullet!

Music:


Movies:

300, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Better Than Chocolate, The Three Amigos, If These Walls Could Talk I & II, Spaceballs, Billy Madison, The Goonies, The Full Monty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Clockwork Orange, Amadeus, The Wizard of Oz, Super Troopers, Toy Story I & II, and the ever classic, always funny A Christmas Story.

Television:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Seinfeld, Simpsons

Books:

Too many to possibly list, I'm a constant reader.

Heroes:

Tats. Enough said.

My Blog

But wait! If you call right now.....

Holy crap this sucks. I don't even have enough enthusiasm to end that sentence with an exclamation point.I can't sleep.This is the 4th day this week. My brain feels funny. My thoughts are being rel...
Posted by Marz on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:01:00 PST

Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your name...

Coming from growing up in a humongous city like Miami, I think I went into a slight culture shock upon moving to Jacksonville. Everything slowed down tremendously, there was so much LESS culture and ...
Posted by Marz on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:18:00 PST

Want To Hate You Half As Much As I Hate Myself

I swear, I'm some sort of sucker for punishment. Deep down inside, I must truly be a masochist. Why do I do these things to myself? I know the potential outcome. But, here I am. I did it today ag...
Posted by Marz on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:25:00 PST

They Dont Have Whores In Australia

Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to womenWed Nov 14, 11:04 PM ETSYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because...
Posted by Marz on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:30:00 PST

Weiners and DUI

I hate the news. I flip past the news when channel surfing.  I change the station when it comes on in the car.  I ignore newspapers (except for the funnies and the sudoku). Today, bored...
Posted by Marz on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:01:00 PST

Don't Know How You Do The Voodoo That You Do

So hopefully you've been keeping up with Baker Act news and this won't be new information.. but..Baker Act has been involved in the Emergenza Music Festival since early February. We had to compete ag...
Posted by Marz on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:22:00 PST

2007 Warped Tour! GET SOME!

Greetings! As you may be aware and anxiously awaiting, 2007 Vans Warped Tour is soon to hit Jacksonville and surrounding cities bringing ROCK and BEER for one fantastic day. You could help BAKER ACT g...
Posted by Marz on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:27:00 PST

Excerpt from the Marz Bible

NOFX LYRICS"It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite"Indiscriminate I'd rather be eliteI'll choose my own shit sceneUnsubstantiated rumors flown are trueI'm here for me not youNonconglumurate I mean what I...
Posted by Marz on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:40:00 PST

Whatchamacallit

There's a guy that I work with who's a drummer. Ismael Diaz. He's fairly new here, but once he came to find out that I drum, he made a habit of once a week coming by to "chat chops". We talk equipment...
Posted by Marz on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

Loops, Stingers and Other Fun Descriptions

I did a handwriting analysis.  Pretty cool.  You can give it a try at This Link. Here's mine: Handwriting Analysis of Marz Lima For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the ...
Posted by Marz on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST