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~Kristina Lynne~

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unaltered to find the ways in which you your

About Me


I'm kind-of in the middle of many life-changing events. Which is both exciting and terrifying at the same time. I'm a Biology major at Western Oregon University (senior), where I just finished my second year as co-captain cheering on the WOU Cheer Squad. My eventual goal is to become a pediatric dentist. I know, I know, why a dentist... and to be honest I couldn't tell you. I just wanna pull children's teeth (muahahahahaha....). I work in Salem for a great company doing insurance stuff, they pay me a grip and they let me come and go as I please. You can't beat that. I absolutely LOVE to travel - not the actual traveling part, but the seeing the world part, especially if that part of the world is warm and sunny with a beach and a plethera of cocktails. I have an entire bathroom decorated in hot pink and Hello Kitty (it's fantastic). I think the most selfish thing you can do as a human being is to refuse to become an organ donor. I am a NICE girl, I don't like self-inflicted drama, and I value loyalty in friends above all else - even if you totally screw me over, chances are I'll never bring you down cause that's just not the kind of person I am (not to mention, Karma can be a bitch). I truly believe things happen for a reason. Only the people that actually take time to get to know me know that despite the fact that I have highlights, acrylic nails, shop at Sephora, LOVE hello kitty and anything pink, wear pointy-toed shoes, and am a former college cheerleading captain, I AM a smart girl and I know what I want in life. So don't think otherwise because I'll be quick to correct you ;)
Oh, and chances are, if "Poison" comes on in the club, this will be me (as it was many, MANY times in Vegas):
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My Interests

Dancing, preferably in a cage where those naughty boys can't get to you; drunken DDR; I am the queen of falling down and injuring myself - don't look away, you might miss my next performance; running into stuff even if it's been in the same place for years; I have a serious addiction to FOOTBALL - esp cheering on my fav team (Go Philly)!! I get no greater satisfaction than after a flawless dissection on a poor dead animal (science is GOOD). I also enjoy forgetting how every movie I've ever seen ends but being able to recite every line from Dirty Dancing and Bring it On; naming every animal I ever see "Fluff Bunny" even if it already has a name; trying to convince the rest of the world to support stem cell, and donate their organs and/or body to science. I'm TERRIFIED by Storm Troopers, bridges, and Skeletor. Keep me somewhat entertained and have cake on hand and we're good to go. That about sums it up.

I'd like to meet:


Ummm... her. Definately her. Oh, and I suppose friends too, old and new. And for the love of God, yes I am Kristi Woodhouse. Kristi Thayer. Kristi Leon. It's all me.

Music:

Everything. Me luva it all!!!
Your Birthdate: November 4
You have an extraordinary character - moral, responsible, and disciplined.
Your sincerely and honesty shine through in almost every situation.
Driven and focused, you rarely let your emotions get the better of you.
You're level headed and rational. People count on your to look at things objectively.

Your strength: Your unwavering loyalty and ethics

Your weakness: Your rock solid stubbornness

Your power color: Navy blue

Your power symbol: Shield

Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Movies:

Nobody puts baby in the corner!

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Daily Show, Scrubs, Intervention, Family Guy, Discovery Health Channel.

Books:

Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers

Heroes:

Anyone who has the courage to stand up for what they want and not settle for what they have.

My Blog

Snowed in Cont'd...

So, in light of the continously never-ending snow and ice-rain sleets that are gracing the entire Portland/Salem/Dallas area [but of course, with my luck stopped short of hitting Corvallis which means...
Posted by ~Kristina Lynne~ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:03:00 PST

Stranded!!!

What pretty snow falling... oh wait... I'm friggin' STRANDED here! I couldn't get home to Dallas last night cause Hwy 22 was closed and they were turning people around due to a multi-car wreck. So I s...
Posted by ~Kristina Lynne~ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

The blog you've all been waiting for... VEGAS

Ok so this might take me a few days to finish but I'm gonna at least start it. Most FANTASTIC FABULOUS UNIMAGINABLE LIFE-CHANGING vacation EVER!!!! Okay... so, what did I do for 9 whole days in fabu...
Posted by ~Kristina Lynne~ on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:41:00 PST

Random thoughts... Britney first off...

Now, don't get me wrong, I love Britney more than most, but I am so so SOOOO SICK of having to see her HOO-HA plastered everywhere. Seriously. Put some damn scoobies on!!! I mean, I'm glad to know she...
Posted by ~Kristina Lynne~ on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST

When religion loses its credibility - from USA today

I really loved this article from USA today... I sincerely hope it opens your mind, if you may have countering views... and keep in mind that it is written by a Baptist minister (yes, baptist... I know...
Posted by ~Kristina Lynne~ on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:20:00 PST

Birthday and the Drunken Pole Dancers

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Posted by ~Kristina Lynne~ on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

Can't sleep, Random thoughts

Can't shut my mind off. How frustrating. Oh well, at least I've got enough focus to ensure a stellar grade on my chem quiz tomorrow. Yay for that. Random thoughts: I'm so damned excited about Britney ...
Posted by ~Kristina Lynne~ on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST

OH, the grief...

Can I just say how horribly SAD and completely DISTRAUGHT  I am that Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe split up?? Seriously, I'm grieving here, people...
Posted by ~Kristina Lynne~ on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST

Rated

This morning I had a lab scheduled down at the hospital, it's a cortisol test used to detect changes in the hormone production of my adrenal gland, just in case you were wondering (and for those of yo...
Posted by ~Kristina Lynne~ on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:09:00 PST

What I learned in Mexico...

1.  Two years of high school spanish was more than enough for me to get by in Puerta Vallarta. 2.  I now know the true meaning of humidity. My apologies for my previous complaints, I just di...
Posted by ~Kristina Lynne~ on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:32:00 PST