I MET A BITCH FROM MYSPACE ON SUNDAY, AND HAD INTENTIONS OF FUCKING. |
AS SOME OF YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW, FUCKING A BITCH FROM MYSPACE HAS BEEN ON MY "THINGS TO DO LIST" AS OF LATE. I
PERSUED SOME BIG TITTIED BITCH WHOSE PIC I POSTED BUT WAS TURNED DOWN
BECAUSE I LACK...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:52:00 GMT |
I THINK MY DICK IS GROWING. |
SO I WAS AT HOME AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE TREATED MYSELF TO A NIGHT OF ROMANCE".....SO I GET SOME SCENTED CANDLES, DUST OFF THE LINGERIE GLOVE, THROW ON THE POSTAL SERVICE ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:00:00 GMT |
MY SHITHOLE GOT LICKED. |
SO LAST NIGHT I MET UP WITH THIS GIRL WHO I USED TO FUCK A COUPLE YEARS BACK. WE BOTH KNEW WE WERE GONNA END UP FUCKING SO WE DID AWAY WITH THE BULLSHIT SMALL TALK AND GOT RIGHT TO IT, ABOUT 5 MINUTES...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:56:00 GMT |
SEEING YOUR FEMALE FAMILY MEMBERS' TITS. |
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID I REMEMBER WHEN I SAW MY MOM'S TITS. I WAS ABOUT 5 YEARS OLD AND FOR SOME REASON SHE WAS CHANGING IN FRONT OF ME.ANOTHER TIME I REMEMBER I WAS STAYING AT MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE FOR...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:03:00 GMT |
THE DAY I MET MICHAEL JORDAN..... |
I MIGHT HAVE TOLD THIS STORY BEFORE BUT I WILL RETELL IT BECAUSE IT'S A FEEL GOOD STORY ABOUT FINDING ONE'S INNER SELF. SO HERE IT GOES.....GROWING UP ME AND MY COUSINS USED TO WATCH MICHAEL JORDAN PL...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:28:00 GMT |
I'M SURPRISED MORE PEOPLE DON'T GET KILLED IN SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. |
AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING LIKE AN INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE, I'M SURPRISED THAT MORE PEOPLE AREN'T KILLED DURING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS.....OF COURSE THE POLITICALLY CORRECT STATEMENT IS ALWAYS "ONE LIFE IS PLENTY"...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 13:44:00 GMT |
TEST. |
FUCK YOURSELVES.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 20:45:00 GMT |
