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SCOOTAQUE

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About Me

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Oh-kay... I'm watching a show about people who own ferrets. This one lady said that she collects 25 pounds worth the dead ferrets in her freezer cuz it's cheaper to to get them cremated that way. Then she sorts out 2 tsp of dead ferret ashes per dead ferret owner and that's how they split them up... THEN she said that it serves a dual purpose, cuz if a war hits they double as "food for people" !!?!??! WTF?!??!??! I think this lady is crazier than the woman who said that her ferret speaks in sign language to her while she bathes him.... seriously!? There aren't words to express how I feel right now!!

My Interests

Overall, I'm interested in being interested in things...but to get more specific, I like music, monster trucks & dune buggys. I'm also pretty intrigued by monkeys and basic math equasions. Those are sure to keep me busy for HOURS of unadulterated entertainment! Anything involving me and my honda ruckus flying (ha!) down any street, sidewalk, alleyway, or parade at any opportunity! (I do think my greyhound, Jack, can match the top speed of my ruckus...i'm not sure which one is more badass!) Also, Squirrels, robots, bobblehead Jesus(es), zombies, Cryptozoology, Yoga Booty Ballet and clowns. Oh yeah, i'm also interested in yer mom... is she free Friday?


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I'd like to meet:

1) Brandon Boyd 2) Johnny Depp 3) Orlando Bloom 4) Ryan Reynolds (ps. he's currently filming his movie "AdventureLand" 1 block up the street from my house RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!! Seriously... I could almost smell his cologne from here!! Do you have any idea how titilating that is?!) 5) Bret McKenzie

Music:

Not really sure where to start here...Incubus, Flight of the Conchords, Better than Ezra, Sister Hazel, Rosion Murphy, Regina Spektor, Baditude, *referring to iTunes playlist* Jason Mraz, ONE song by the Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Avalanches, Buckethead, Badly Drawn Boy, Front Line Assembly, Counting Crows, Gorillaz, Supermint, anything you can meditate to, and mostly any really sweet tune that makes you feel...

Movies:

Hot Fuzz (at this point I shouldn't even have to mention Shaun of the Dead)! ...The Animation Show..anything that involves Don Hertzfeld, The Island, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Big Fish, Slither, The Illusionist, Idiocracy!, Logan's Run, The Prestige, Caveman w/ Ringo Starr, Office Space, Elf, Zoolander, Boondock Saints, The Wedding Singer, anything with Kevin Spacey, Death4Told *GUILTY PLEASURE: 13 going on 30, anything involving any of the men listed in my "like to meetcha section"... lots and lots more... most things they'll show in a theater, basically!

Television:

Recently i've been totally into Reaper! ...the humor is awesome! THE FREAKING OFFICE (american version...british is still great, but you gotta love Michael Scott!), The Simpsons...Attack of the Show, Flight of the Conchords, Mythbusters ...OH, BRANIACS! and Top Gear... Bones, CSI Las Vegas, The Dog Whisperer with Cesar Milan...Paula Deen (But only at the gym! She's great inspiration for staying healthy and NOT putting 2719 sticks of butter into every dish!) ...anything on the style network... Yeah, so I watch a lot of TV... WHAT?!

Books:

BFG..hahaha.. Also anything written by Christopher Moore!! Any and all coffee table books, anything on sale for one dollar at Half Price Books, A Really Super Book About Squirrels & Me Write Book by Graham Roumieu, Real Ultimate Power (The Official Ninja Book) by Robert Hamburger, I Like You by Amy Sedaris and the recently released: Rejects By Joe Bluhm ...awesome!

Heroes:

Britney Spears.. she's really done it all, that girl. damn! I dont really look up to anyone... perhaps I should! Maybe that's my problem...